Fugget About It ep 9

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+    "season": 1,
+    "episode": 9,
+    "seriesTitle": "Fugget About It",
+    "title": "Petey Gets God'd",
+    "type": "television episode"
+  },
+  "scripts": [
+    {
+      "author": "Julianna Langston",
+      "language": "en-US",
+      "explicit": true,
+      "tracks": [
+        { "text": "Military base", "timestamp": 9.176075 },
+        {
+          "text": "The soldier hits his head with the Canadian dictionary",
+          "timestamp": 76.217493
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the house, Petey presses a button on a device wired to a shoebox. The shoe brand, Dirty Slüt Shoes, is crossed out, and the box is labelled 'Universe'.",
+          "timestamp": 125.579891
+        },
+        { "text": "She throws the box into his lap.", "timestamp": 169.116242 },
+        { "text": "He presses a button", "timestamp": 174.822635 },
+        { "text": "Blue light gathers into an orb", "timestamp": 176.55247 },
+        {
+          "text": "The orb flickers, disappears, then explodes in white then yellow light. We zoom out to see a yellow sun and 2 planets.",
+          "timestamp": 180.585544
+        },
+        { "text": "Stephen Hawking", "timestamp": 203.196027 },
+        {
+          "text": "The racoon steals the pasta while Jimmy isn't looking. Petey tosses his Universe box, which lands on the racoon, killing it.",
+          "timestamp": 242.109707
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey kicks a can in a parking lot.",
+          "timestamp": 314.901582
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "McCool catches it. Typed text, RCMP Special Agent Strait McCool",
+          "timestamp": 320.097589
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "McCool tosses it to Petey. It hits him on the head.",
+          "timestamp": 333.426197
+        },
+        { "text": "Cookie opens her altar cabinet", "timestamp": 430.713771 },
+        {
+          "text": "She's a tanned girl with shoulder length black hair, a low cut top revealing a large chest.",
+          "timestamp": 600
+        },
+        { "text": "She blows him a kiss", "timestamp": 619.36823 },
+        {
+          "text": "She pulls up his hoodie. He looks at a bedraggled Jesus nailed to a cross",
+          "timestamp": 637.852532
+        },
+        { "text": "A shadow rises over the house.", "timestamp": 643.13423 },
+        { "text": "Rain and lightning", "timestamp": 645.328709 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jesus stares. Petey swallows. Jesus glares and makes an X with his fingers.",
+          "timestamp": 649.481852
+        },
+        { "text": "Scrabble", "timestamp": 668.33878 },
+        { "text": "F E L L", "timestamp": 687.256234 },
+        { "text": "A T I O", "timestamp": 690.018266 },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey has long hair and wears a robe. The family gapes.",
+          "timestamp": 836.129421
+        },
+        { "text": "Theresa and Gina slap Petey", "timestamp": 919.681308 },
+        { "text": "A church", "timestamp": 919.681308 },
+        { "text": "He pushes her knees", "timestamp": 933.637846 },
+        { "text": "She reaches for his robe", "timestamp": 938.427209 },
+        {
+          "text": "He gets to his knees. Brenda rolls her eyes.",
+          "timestamp": 940.846114
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "They look at each other over a candle.",
+          "timestamp": 943.333809
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A priest approaches and waves a wand. Brenda recoils from drops of water.",
+          "timestamp": 944.132405
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey enters a confessional. Brenda crosses her arms.",
+          "timestamp": 947.365565
+        },
+        { "text": "Brenda enters the confessional.", "timestamp": 950.370099 },
+        { "text": "Time passes", "timestamp": 953.630899 },
+        {
+          "text": "The priest exits and zips up his pants.",
+          "timestamp": 959.443796
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "In an alley, Jimmy pulls out cash and hands it to Brenda.",
+          "timestamp": 961.871651
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "2 men kiss under a flower arch. Petey holds a sign reading Adam and Even Not Bert and Ernie. Brenda frowns, holding a sign reading Penises are for peeing.",
+          "timestamp": 965.854361
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Brenda and Petey throw rocks at a hockey player kissing Theresa.",
+          "timestamp": 969.536841
+        },
+        { "text": "Jimmy hands Brenda more cash.", "timestamp": 974.370388 },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey throws a burning wine bottle. People flee from an abortion clinic, which catches fire. Brenda and Petey laugh and embrace.",
+          "timestamp": 976.217095
+        },
+        { "text": "Brenda drops off Petey at his house.", "timestamp": 981 },
+        {
+          "text": "She takes cash from Jimmy and stuffs it in her cleavage",
+          "timestamp": 1015.390955
+        },
+        { "text": "Petey walks down an urban sidewalk.", "timestamp": 1093 },
+        {
+          "text": "He looks down an alley. Brenda wears a ballgown and laughs with an older man who presents jewelry.",
+          "timestamp": 1101.027149
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the house, Jimmy lies on the couch and balances a beer can on his stomach.",
+          "timestamp": 1111
+        },
+        { "text": "She deploys a switchblade", "timestamp": 1162.033252 },
+        {
+          "text": "At the University of Regina, in a lecture hall",
+          "timestamp": 1188.912556
+        },
+        { "text": "Brenda hides", "timestamp": 1213.40306 },
+        {
+          "text": "She walks away. At Pam Anderson's Park & Waterslide, Petey sits on children's swings. A kid approaches.",
+          "timestamp": 1255
+        },
+        { "text": "The kid runs by Jimmy", "timestamp": 1264.181268 }
+      ]
+    }
+  ],
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+    "domain": "youtube",
+    "id": "8lMg_YLVWWw",
+    "url": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMg_YLVWWw"
+  }
+}