Fugget About It eps 10-13

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+    "title": "The Horny Bastard",
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+        { "text": "Tommy retracts a knife", "timestamp": 67.294713 },
+        {
+          "text": "They ready weapons, including a meat cleaver and a chainsaw",
+          "timestamp": 73.983854
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+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 145.737535 },
+        { "text": "At the office", "timestamp": 269.474584 },
+        { "text": "Jimmy pulls out a gun", "timestamp": 283.437705 },
+        { "text": "Jimmy puts the gun in his mouth", "timestamp": 291.431534 },
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+          "text": "His head explodes, leaving a tongue behind. Blood splatters over the windows, all, and desk.",
+          "timestamp": 293
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+        { "text": "Jimmy shakes off the fantasy.", "timestamp": 297 },
+        { "text": "Jimmy unsheaths a short sword.", "timestamp": 316.630061 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy stabs himself, and his guts spill out onto his desk. His corpse falls to the floor.",
+          "timestamp": 320.441842
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+        {
+          "text": "Toby slams down the phone. He looks at Jimmy, who is back in reality.",
+          "timestamp": 330
+        },
+        { "text": "Jimmy puts on gloves", "timestamp": 335 },
+        {
+          "text": "He pulls out cheese wire and wraps it around his neck. He pulls the wire and struggles. He spins around, and his feet crash through the window.",
+          "timestamp": 338
+        },
+        { "text": "In the car", "timestamp": 342.882126 },
+        {
+          "text": "He turns the car around, turns into an alley, and stops in front of a store labelled Pussy Magnet.",
+          "timestamp": 370.97584
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "They open the door and frown. Cats are stuck to large magnets in the center of the room.",
+          "timestamp": 388.361467
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+        { "text": "Boob Palace", "timestamp": 397.622765 },
+        {
+          "text": "Men stand in a bar, wandering around and talking to themselves.",
+          "timestamp": 399.916772
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+        { "text": "Dirty Women", "timestamp": 418 },
+        { "text": "Beer Eh?", "timestamp": 423.084914 },
+        { "text": "At the bar, Beer Eh?", "timestamp": 472 },
+        {
+          "text": "Typed text, RCMP Special Agent Strait McCool",
+          "timestamp": 519.944325
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+        { "text": "At the kitchen table", "timestamp": 593.554253 },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey eats asparagus. Gina watches and follows.",
+          "timestamp": 675.270776
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey swallows. His face turns green and bumpy.",
+          "timestamp": 680.921717
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Scaffolding covers a building labelled Horny Bastard.",
+          "timestamp": 688.268536
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+          "text": "An elderly chinese couple giggles",
+          "timestamp": 704.069915
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "He puts a finger in a fist, then mimes breasts",
+          "timestamp": 749.189922
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+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 763 },
+        { "text": "At Horny Bastard", "timestamp": 763 },
+        {
+          "text": "A blond stripper covers her nipples and picks up cash from the stage. She exits.",
+          "timestamp": 877.535188
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+        { "text": "Theresa runs away", "timestamp": 897.251051 },
+        {
+          "text": "Back stage, Shwa Shwa pumps a tire inflator, which blows up balloon breasts on a blinking woman.",
+          "timestamp": 904.895344
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The balloon breasts pop, and the woman flies around the room.",
+          "timestamp": 935.60107
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+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 943 },
+        { "text": "3 strippers surround McCool", "timestamp": 970.787749 },
+        { "text": "They leave", "timestamp": 977 },
+        { "text": "McCool tips his hat", "timestamp": 990 },
+        { "text": "At the dentist", "timestamp": 1059.893943 },
+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 1069 },
+        { "text": "Stuffed dog", "timestamp": 1078.501809 },
+        {
+          "text": "Cheech looks between Gina and Petey, both with red hair.",
+          "timestamp": 1127.810626
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy and Theresa stare at each other.",
+          "timestamp": 1188.343899
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy narrows his eyes. Theresa makes puppy dog eyes.",
+          "timestamp": 1193.676495
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Her lip quivers. Jimmy frowns. Petey stares blankly as his green bumpy face oozes.",
+          "timestamp": 1198.864171
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Theresa shouts. The words I, HATE, and YOU fly from her mouth.",
+          "timestamp": 1202.212481
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The words cut into Jimmy's heart like a knife, leaving a gaping, bleeding wound. Jimmy falls over.",
+          "timestamp": 1207
+        },
+        { "text": "Jimmy shakes off the fantasy.", "timestamp": 1211.8719 },
+        { "text": "Petey runs away screaming", "timestamp": 1234.674729 },
+        { "text": "At the house at night,", "timestamp": 1240 },
+        { "text": "Theresa's room", "timestamp": 1291.55857 },
+        {
+          "text": "Firefighters try to put out the fire at the Horny Bastard",
+          "timestamp": 1307.451589
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy holds a gas can and watches from the other side of the street.",
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transcripts/h9-5WUV_4XQ.json

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+    "season": 1,
+    "episode": 12,
+    "seriesTitle": "Fugget About It",
+    "title": "Sex on Ice",
+    "type": "television episode"
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+  "scripts": [
+    {
+      "author": "Julianna Langston",
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+        {
+          "text": "McCool throws his boss through a ground floor window.",
+          "timestamp": 65.06417
+        },
+        { "text": "At the office", "timestamp": 120 },
+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 184 },
+        { "text": "Fugget About It Cares", "timestamp": 239.221347 },
+        { "text": "The Annual Regina Winter Carnival", "timestamp": 290 },
+        { "text": "Cookie and Jimmy smile", "timestamp": 293.33378 },
+        {
+          "text": "Kids line up for the Whack A Seal booth",
+          "timestamp": 295.703131
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A child poses at the Wildlife Zoo, in front of a frozen moose, bear, and beaver.",
+          "timestamp": 304.083944
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A mother presses her child's tongue against a metal pole. Several other children have their tongues on poles. A sign reads Free Daycare.",
+          "timestamp": 334
+        },
+        { "text": "Jimmy passes ice sculptures", "timestamp": 337.089942 },
+        {
+          "text": "A man carves spaghetti and meatballs on a pedestal. Jimmy approaches a large, mostly uncut block of ice.",
+          "timestamp": 351.26832
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy stabs at the ice block. He shivers, wraps a scarf around his face, and keeps stabbing.",
+          "timestamp": 357.28206
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Large chunks fall away. A crowd begins to gather.",
+          "timestamp": 364.602939
+        },
+        { "text": "A city skyline takes form", "timestamp": 372.622628 },
+        {
+          "text": "Near the booths, Gina dances amongst the crowd, picking wallets",
+          "timestamp": 374.983647
+        },
+        { "text": "Another boy does the same", "timestamp": 382.106994 },
+        { "text": "They stare at each other", "timestamp": 389 },
+        { "text": "The boy smiles. Gina smiles back.", "timestamp": 393 },
+        { "text": "Gina pushes him down", "timestamp": 399 },
+        { "text": "Girls walk out in puffy jackets", "timestamp": 411.230243 },
+        { "text": "She removes her jacket", "timestamp": 418.284447 },
+        {
+          "text": "She pours water over herself and gets encased in ice.",
+          "timestamp": 421.758706
+        },
+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 426.106918 },
+        { "text": "A crowd watches Jimmy", "timestamp": 460.623774 },
+        {
+          "text": "He holds a puck. The crowd produces hockey sticks.",
+          "timestamp": 494.221033
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "They chase the puck through the snow.",
+          "timestamp": 497.783036
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy puts a stocking over his head and wears sunglasses.",
+          "timestamp": 567.380388
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jinksy chips chunks of ice off a block. He sculpts 3 snowmen beating up a 4th, bleeding snowman",
+          "timestamp": 571.8587
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A sculpture of a couple carrying tommy guns. He uses a zester to polish the drum.",
+          "timestamp": 577.880188
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "He carries the sculpture to a couple labelled \"Just Married\". He drops the ice on top of a pink cake. The frosting explodes over the couple, who clap. ",
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+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jinksy carves 3 men smiling and throwing money in the air. The same 3 men stand nearby, in the same position, smiling.",
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+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Cookie frowns in an empty bed at night.",
+          "timestamp": 588.341903
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Cheech and Petey ride and escalator",
+          "timestamp": 590.299522
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "They walk up the frozen escalator.",
+          "timestamp": 597.434322
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jinksy carves a man holding a gun, a man beating another man, legs dangling out of the ground, and a man in a tuxedo.",
+          "timestamp": 600
+        },
+        { "text": "Theresa stands in ice.", "timestamp": 608.235514 },
+        { "text": "A knife flies past his face", "timestamp": 642.239823 },
+        {
+          "text": "The BareNaked Ladies Gallery present Jinksy",
+          "timestamp": 720.805003
+        },
+        { "text": "Ice sculptures", "timestamp": 732.405632 },
+        { "text": "McCool waves at Jinksy", "timestamp": 804.435059 },
+        { "text": "Rich Little Casino", "timestamp": 830.355232 },
+        {
+          "text": "Cheech puts down chips. A waitress walks over with drinks.",
+          "timestamp": 849.950445
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey drinks from a tumbler with a sippy cup lid",
+          "timestamp": 855.299944
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Chips pile up around empty sippy tumblers",
+          "timestamp": 858.182967
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the gallery, Jinksy caves a sculpture of Cookie on the roof.",
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+        },
+        {
+          "text": "He carves a bed with a heart shaped headboard",
+          "timestamp": 892
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Cookie pushes Jinksy into the bed",
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+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The bed steams and the headboard sweats into water",
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+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A shooting star flies across the moon",
+          "timestamp": 918.281596
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "She walks away through the foot of standing water",
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+        },
+        { "text": "She tenderizes a steak", "timestamp": 995.388758 },
+        { "text": "At the Rich Little Casino", "timestamp": 1022 },
+        { "text": "At the Friendly Giant Arena", "timestamp": 1062 },
+        {
+          "text": "James Brown dances in the rink in front of 4 women wearing giant feathers",
+          "timestamp": 1100.906122
+        },
+        { "text": "A man plays a guitar", "timestamp": 1103.458914 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jinksy rides a wrecking ball down into the rink",
+          "timestamp": 1115.74429
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A 25 foot ice block rises out of the floor.",
+          "timestamp": 1120.743915
+        },
+        { "text": "At the Rich Little Casino", "timestamp": 1142 },
+        {
+          "text": "A bodyguard grabs Cheech's throat",
+          "timestamp": 1166.166811
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the Arena, people throw beer cans and bottles at Jinksy",
+          "timestamp": 1212.983105
+        },
+        { "text": "Theresa in ice", "timestamp": 1324.939724 }
+      ]
+    }
+  ],
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