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Retire some inaccurate snippets #33014

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"SECURIBOTS: Keeping your home safe, ready the second the alarm goes off... Who needs people?",
"ROBOCOP BEATS CRIME: Due to the common usage of Securibots and their ability to respond more rapidly than people, crime is down 54% and dropping. Police chief says \"Don't trip an alarm and you have nothing to worry about\"",
"ROBOT RAMPAGE: Three Protesters injured when surrounding a Military base, protesting automated turrets which put guards out of jobs. \"We warned them, turrets will open fire on anyone without a military ID,\" a general said.",
"GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES GUN SUBSIDIES: In a move the government says will boost the economy, encourage military production and support defense militia, the government has dropped taxes on guns and applied a subsidy for the poor.",
"US IGNORES UN DEMANDS: The US ambassador to the UN today turned down UN requests to begin nuclear disarmament by China, the US and North Korea. \"We have a right to defend ourselves,\" insisted the ambassador. \"We'll back down when they do\".",
"A WHOLE NEW YOU! Augment your world with CBMs! This ad features a man covered in solar panels with a miniature flashlight in the middle of his head.",
"The Future... powered by COFFEE! Rivtech brings you the greatest revolution since espresso. Why wait for milk to boil? Have your coffee ready instantly with \"THE POWER OF THE ATOM\"!",
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"type": "snippet",
"category": "one_year_old_news",
"text": [
"SHOW THEM YOUR GUNS: In response to China's latest threats, the government has further relaxed gun control, expected to increase the economic boost of earlier gun subsidies and relieve public tension.",
"READY FOR THE WORST: The government has proven it is ready to deal with China's threats. In the event of an actual attack, we have established evacuation centers, within a short distance of most towns.",
"MUTANT COLD: A new cold virus has emerged in the New England area. \"There don't appear to be complications, but many sufferers are developing large amounts of benign tumorous tissue, A pound or more,\" said a doctor",
"GRAVE BUSINESS: Recent reports show a large spike in thefts from and assaults on funeral homes in the last few weeks. Described as highly strange but not especially dangerous, Homeland Security is \"looking at the connections now.\"",
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