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You arrive at the Malo concert, certain that a bad pun was what the waitress meant by her cryptic clue. | ||
You search the room for something, anything, that will give meaning to this story... | ||
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The music is horrible, and you die. | ||
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You wake up in your bed. It's sunday morning, and you mom has made you blueberry pancakes. | ||
You eat them and get ready for church. | ||
Man, dreams are weird! |
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As the shards of shattered mirror cascade to the ground, the Man-Bear-Pig's void-like | ||
eyes appear to dance with an inner light, while the grotesque folds of its snout seem | ||
to contort into a configuration that could charitably be described as a smile. | ||
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"Finally, you have banished the fork from my domain!" exults the Man-Bear-Pig. "Come! | ||
Let me embrace you and adore you to the full measure of your merit." | ||
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The bulk of the Man-Bear-Pig looms over you, and it's colossal, hair, trottered arms | ||
enfold you ineluctably. | ||
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You remain in this hug of horrors until you forget you ever had any other existence. | ||
The Man-Bear-Pig croons continually over you, periodically breaking and re-breaking | ||
each of your ribs as it squeezes you tighter and tighter over the months and years. | ||
You are compelled to sustain yourself by suckling the rancid, faintly mayonnaise- | ||
tasting milk of the Man-Bear-Pig's anatomically inexplicable teats. | ||
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Though you lose all track of time -- of even the concept of time, and indeed of space | ||
and hope and beauty and pretty much all concepts other than that of the Man-Bear-Pig's | ||
abominable embrace -- eventually seven years have passed. The Man-Bear-Pig releases | ||
you, smiles -- if it is a smile -- down upon you affectionately, and lumbers away. You | ||
collapse onto a scattering of mirror fragments. |
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The tigers come charging at me full speed. They are after the lemonade, I just know it. |
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Вы понимаете что Вы немного устали от всего этого хипстерского антуража и решаете стать вегетарианцем. | ||
Тем более что сегодня дома нет ни грамма мяса. "Ладно, я слишком стар для похода в магазин и побуду | ||
вегетарианцем недельку" - думаете Вы. Неделя проходит и Вам начинает нравиться новое состояние. | ||
Спасаешь человечество опять же. Так уж и быть, Вы сдаетесь и начинаете называть себя вегетарианцем | ||
прилюдно. |
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