You suck at CSS but want to impress your friends anyway? This PHP class converts an image to thousands of CSS lines of box-shadow properties. It's totally pointless... but life is pointless...
You can see a demonstration on CodePen.io.
http://codepen.io/jaysalvat/pen/HaqBf
Create a composer.json file with:
{
"require": {
"jaysalvat/image2css": "~1.0"
}
}
And run Composer to install Image2Css.
$ curl -sS https://getcomposer.org/installer | php
$ composer.phar install
$img = new \Image2Css\Converter("monalisa.jpg");
$img->setWidth(200);
$img->setPixelSize(4);
$img->setBlur(4);
echo $img->computeStyle();
GD extension required.