Merge pull request #30 from cflee/cleanup-scripts

Cleanup scripts

external-scripts.json

@@ -8,6 +8,6 @@
   "hubot-redis-brain",
   "hubot-rules",
   "hubot-shipit",
-  "hubot-spot",
-  "hubot-standup-alarm"
+  "hubot-standup-alarm",
+  "hubot-xkcd"
 ]

package.json

@@ -17,8 +17,8 @@
     "hubot-scripts": "^2.0.0",
     "hubot-shipit": "^0.2.0",
     "hubot-slack": "^3.0.0",
-    "hubot-spot": "^1.0",
-    "hubot-standup-alarm": "0.0.7"
+    "hubot-standup-alarm": "0.0.7",
+    "hubot-xkcd": "0.0.3"
   },
   "engines": {
     "node": "0.10.x"

scripts/demolition-man.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+# Description:
+#   Watch your language!
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#
+# Author:
+#   whitman, jan0sch
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+
+  words = [
+    'arsch',
+    'arschloch',
+    'arse',
+    'ass',
+    'bastard',
+    'bitch',
+    'bugger',
+    'bollocks',
+    'bullshit',
+    'cock',
+    'cunt',
+    'damn',
+    'damnit',
+    'depp',
+    'dick',
+    'douche',
+    'fag',
+    'fotze',
+    'fuck',
+    'fucked',
+    'fucking',
+    'kacke',
+    'piss',
+    'pisse',
+    'scheisse',
+    'schlampe',
+    'shit',
+    'wank',
+    'wichser'
+  ]
+  regex = new RegExp('(?:^|\\s)(' + words.join('|') + ')(?:\\s|\\.|\\?|!|$)', 'i');
+
+  robot.hear regex, (msg) ->
+    msg.send 'You have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.'

scripts/gorbypuff.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,62 @@
+# Description:
+#   Gorbypuff Thunderstone
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#   gorby - Display a picture of everyone's favorite flat-faced cat
+#
+# Author:
+#   bradly
+
+gorbies = [
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/ded6b610059bac9203432ae1999fb439/tumblr_mix1ntHwN21rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/4eaabf5111c8444e68208adaa22c1c3a/tumblr_mewmgwxzZA1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3ubx13ck1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5v15WAWI1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbxaz9w7T1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqotcRr4j1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99wdgHcNN1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94zjtC4sy1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cju4aFeS1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a3unqPjr1rt6kj7o1_1280.jpg",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lev83Gak1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6leq7NrsY1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vy9hfcTs1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5g0bmkl601rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5g0ab3EiH1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51suk3wfS1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50tx5IWhJ1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q48mVFXj1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hxmurzlL1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hxioPUln1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gqg94kSA1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c9ncT0LM1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44m5g6m001rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v8keZVhR1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k8rvS6Uq1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k88eKJQf1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3elppeyqa1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ekqyJ1iy1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35xkkGbKO1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m305ndXRNH1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v55jdLgV1rt6kj7o1_500.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ro01h07O1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2olbl9Uw61rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n4grjjN51rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2j8mhAuMm1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i8utX5Qv1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i85ws1561rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m288synRIj1rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21kfe7zir1rt6kj7o1_400.png",
+  "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21hprOGO71rt6kj7o1_1280.png",
+  "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21gc84uY21rt6kj7o1_1280.png"
+]
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.hear /gorby|puff|thunderhorse/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send msg.random gorbies

scripts/grumpycat.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+# Description:
+#   Load a random Grumpy Cat from an array of images.
+#   Based on pugme.
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot grumpycat me - Receive a Grumpy Cat
+#   hubot grumpycat bomb N - get N Grumpy Cats
+#
+# Author:
+#   trey
+
+cats = [
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M6EO.gif", # rabbit in a hat
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M17S.gif", # dress
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M15O.gif", # le mis
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M01A.gif", # cartoons
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LZ7U.gif", # fuck this
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LXP2.gif", # grumpy tardar sauce
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LWNG.gif", # grandma got run over
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LVVR.gif", # double deal with it
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LV0S.gif", # mural
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LUYE.gif", # stahp
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LUO2.gif", # good
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LS6R.gif", # shut the fuck up
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LSWD.gif", # Tardar Bonepart
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LPCN.gif", # drawing
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LLVD.gif", # terrible time of the year
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LKTG.gif", # Citizen Kane
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LEF8.gif", # emotions
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LEFR.gif", # skate deck
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/L337.gif", # look askance
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KV8K.gif", # sitting
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KU1S.gif", # 3 grump moon
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KRBA.gif", # rabbit painting
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KL19.gif"  # lying on the ground
+]
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /grumpycat me/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send cats[Math.floor(Math.random()*cats.length)]
+
+  robot.respond /grumpycat bomb( (\d+))?/i, (msg) ->
+    count = msg.match[2] || 5
+    for i in [1..count] by 1
+      msg.send cats[Math.floor(Math.random()*cats.length)]
+
+  robot.respond /how many grumpycats are there/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send "There are #{cats.length} grumpycats."

scripts/historian.coffee

@@ -8,8 +8,8 @@
 URL = process.env.HUBOT_HISTORIAN_URL || "http://192.168.100.242:56400"
 
 module.exports = (robot) ->
-  robot.hear /.*/i, (msg) ->
-    log = "#{new Date()} | #{msg.message.room} | #{msg.message.user.name} | #{msg.message}"
-    robot.http(URL)
-    .header('Content-Type', 'application/text')
-    .post(log)
+  # robot.hear /.*/i, (msg) ->
+  #   log = "#{new Date()} | #{msg.message.room} | #{msg.message.user.name} | #{msg.message}"
+  #   robot.http(URL)
+  #   .header('Content-Type', 'application/text')
+  #   .post(log)

scripts/ruby.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+# Description:
+#   Evaluate one line of Ruby script
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot ruby|rb <script> - Evaluate one line of Ruby script
+#
+# Author:
+#   jingweno
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /(ruby|rb)\s+(.*)/i, (msg)->
+    script = msg.match[2]
+
+    msg.http("http://tryruby.org/levels/1/challenges/0")
+      .query("cmd": script)
+      .headers("Content-Length": "0")
+      .put() (err, res, body) ->
+        switch res.statusCode
+          when 200
+            result = JSON.parse(body)
+
+            if result.success
+              msg.reply result.output
+            else
+              msg.reply result.result
+          else
+            msg.reply "Unable to evaluate script: #{script}. Request returned with the status code: #{res.statusCode}"

scripts/ruby_rules.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+# Description:
+#   Make sure that hubot shares the ruby rules.
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot the ruby rules - Make hubot explain how to write practical ruby.
+#
+# Notes:
+#   These rules were provided by Sandy Metz in the Ruby Rouges podcast:
+#   http://rubyrogues.com/087-rr-book-clubpractical-object-oriented-design-in-ruby-with-sandi-metz/
+
+rubyRules = [
+  "1. Your class can be no longer than 100 lines of code.",
+  "2. Your methods can be no longer than 5 lines of code.",
+  "3. You can pass no more than 4 parameters and you can’t just make it one big hash.",
+  "4. In your rails controller, you can only instantiate 1 object to do whatever it is that needs to be done.",
+  "5. Your rails view can only know about 1 instance variable",
+  "6. You can break these rules if you can explain to your pair or in your pull request why it makes sense."
+]
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /(what are )?the ruby (rules|laws)/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send rubyRules.join('\n')

scripts/rubygems.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+# Description:
+#   Find a rubygem from rubygems.org
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot there's a gem for <that> - Returns a link to a gem on rubygems.org
+#
+# Author:
+#   sferik
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /there's a gem for (.*)/i, (msg) ->
+    search = msg.match[1]
+    msg.http('https://rubygems.org/api/v1/search.json')
+      .query(query: search)
+      .get() (err, res, body) ->
+        results = JSON.parse(body)
+        gems=[]
+        for result in results[0..4]
+          gems.push "#{result.name}: https://rubygems.org/gems/#{result.name}"
+        if gems.length>0 then msg.send gems.join('\n') else msg.send "Actually, there isn't a gem for that!"

scripts/waffles.coffee

@@ -11,15 +11,8 @@
 
 waffleTypes = ['plain', 'kaya', 'butter', 'peanut', 'redbean', 'chocolate', 'blueberry', 'cheese']
 waffleReminders = [5, 3, 1] # minutes till timeout
-URL = process.env.HUBOT_SPOT_URL || "http://localhost:5051"
 TIMEOUT = 15 * 60 * 1000
 
-# Send a request to spot
-spotRequest = (message, path, action, options, callback) ->
-  message.http("#{URL}#{path}")
-    .query(options)[action]() (err, res, body) ->
-      callback(err,res,body)
-
 module.exports = (robot) ->
   # produces a summary of current orders
   summaries = () ->
@@ -77,9 +70,6 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
       if robot.brain.get('waffleTime') == date
         msg.send '*No more orders!* ' + summaries() + "\nCall *6469 3360* to order."
     ), TIMEOUT
-    params = {what: 'Taking waffle orders'}
-    spotRequest msg, '/say', 'put', params, (err, res, body) ->
-      null
 
   robot.hear new RegExp("^(#{waffleTypes.join('|')})$", 'i'), (msg) ->
     if isOrderActive()