content[major] - added the Flying Spaghetti Monster

data/enemies.yaml

@@ -529,3 +529,21 @@ Fellbeast:
   description: >
     Fellbeasts may look like dragons, they do not have the power of breathing fire, but they have huge clawed hands.
     They are often used by the evil forces wizards.
+# Jokes
+Flying Spaghetti Monster:
+  plural: "Flying Spaghetti Monsters"
+  damage:
+    min damage: 29
+    max damage: 145
+    critical chance: .65
+  health:
+    min spawning health: 750
+    max spawning health: 1250
+    max health level: 1250
+  agility: .35
+  inventory:
+  - Giant Meat Ball
+  - 30-yard Long Spaghetti
+  description: >
+    Coming straight from America, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming to prevent intelligent design teaching from
+    being used in public schools in the Kathallion Archipelago. R'amen. Why not try reading the Gospel of the Flying Monster?

data/items.yaml

@@ -2944,6 +2944,59 @@ Mumakil Tusk:
     ║                            ║
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+Giant Meat Ball:
+  type: "Misc"
+  gold: 13450.7777777
+  description: "A giant meat ball. What more to say? Oh yeah, you can find some ketchup on it."
+  thumbnail: |
+    ╔════════════════════════════╗
+    ║                            ║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN          ########          $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN       ##############       $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN      #############$RED###$DARK_BROWN      $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN     ########$RED######$DARK_BROWN####     $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN    ###########$RED##$DARK_BROWN#######    $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN    ##########$RED##$DARK_BROWN########    $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN     ##########$RED###$DARK_BROWN#####     $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN      ################      $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN       ##############       $WHITE║
+    ║$DARK_BROWN          ########          $WHITE║
+    ║                            ║
+    ╚════════════════════════════╝
+  thumbnail raw: |
+    ╔════════════════════════════╗
+    ║                            ║
+    ║          ########          ║
+    ║       ##############       ║
+    ║      ################      ║
+    ║     ##################     ║
+    ║    ####################    ║
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+    ║     ##################     ║
+    ║      ################      ║
+    ║       ##############       ║
+    ║          ########          ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ╚════════════════════════════╝
+30-yard Long Spaghetti:
+  type: "Misc"
+  gold: -13450.7777777
+  description: "This 30-yard long spaghetti coming to save you from your sins. Or for your hunger, who knows?"
+  thumbnail: |
+    ╔════════════════════════════╗
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ║                            ║
+    ╚════════════════════════════╝
 # Keys
 Warg Key:
   type: "Key"

imgs/Flying Spaghetti Monster.txt

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