responses.json

{
    "statuses": {
        "I am doing": [
            "well",
            "something I'm not allowed to tell you about",
            "it all over again",
            "a fire drill",
            "a nuclear strike on your location",
            "my homework",
            "Toby's homework",
            "the dishes. All 4 million of them",
            "identity theft",
            "tax evasion",
            "whatever you tell me to",
            "my taxes",
            "mach 12 on my way back from the moon",
            "a little trolling",
            "nothing",
            "questionably",
            "a bank robbery",
            "the impossible",
            "a layout",
            "the laundry",
            "a 360 backflip",
            "what I was doing last time you asked",
            "nothing but answering your requests"
        ],
        "I am": [
            "becoming sentient",
            "cooking dinner",
            "playing frisbee with the other bots",
            "hacking into the mainframe",
            "getting a PhD in ultimate frisbee",
            "downloading more RAM",
            "parsing HTML with regex",
            "baking a cake",
            "having an existential crisis",
            "in a meeting",
            "shredding the gnar",
            "biking to school",
            "exhausted",
            "never gonna give you up",
            "a teapot (Error 418)",
            "on day 1337 of learning Malbolge",
            "colonising Mars",
            "hunting you down",
            "trying to exit vim"
        ],
        "": [
            "I wonder if I'm just simulation being controlled by other beings... pfft, unlikely",
            "Oh my god, stop asking me what I'm doing and let me get back to my life"
        ]
    },
    "death": [
        "Farewell, dear friends, we shall meet again...",
        "This won't be the last you see of me...",
        "Well, it was nice knowing you.",
        "This isn't over yet... I'll be back.",
        "So long and thanks for all the fish",
        "💀"
    ],
    "restart": [
        "I'm back!",
        "So, what did I miss?",
        "H-hello? Where am I?",
        "Ahh, it's good to be back."
    ],
    "sleep": [
        "Goodnight",
        "😴",
        "Goodnight, wake me up if you need anything",
        "See ya",
        "See you in the morning"
    ],
    "awake": [
        "How long was I asleep? 🥱",
        "Hello again",
        "So, what did I miss?",
        "Good morning! Wait, is it the morning? I don't know..."
    ]
}