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function reactionImage() {
// $("#button").on("click", e => {
if ($('#mode').hasClass("GIF")) {
var q = ["reactions", "fuck-you", "school", "die", "sad", "why", "kill-me", "congratulations", "good job", "boss", "eyeroll", "please-no", "no"];
var qRand = Math.floor(Math.random() * q.length);
$.ajax({
type: "GET",
url: "https://api.giphy.com/v1/gifs/search?q=" + q[qRand] + "&limit=200&api_key=H3f3RCwlJrH01TzhUECP0qe6iEXw0FcV",
success: data => {
var rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * 200);
var imgurl = data.data[rand].id;
document.getElementById('image').innerHTML = '<iframe src="" width="480" height="480" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe>';
$('.giphy-embed').attr('src', "https://giphy.com/embed/" + imgurl);
}
})
} else {
$.ajax({
type: 'GET',
headers: {
'Authorization': 'Client-ID 1148aadad018606'
},
url: 'https://api.imgur.com/3/album/ViivF',
success: function (data) {
var pRand = Math.floor(Math.random() * data.data.images_count);
var imgurl = data.data.images[pRand].link;
// console.log(imgurl);
document.getElementById('image').innerHTML = '<img class="reactpic" src="" />';
$('.reactpic').attr('src', imgurl);
}
});
}
// })
};
function sentence() {
//random numbers
var rstarter = Math.floor(Math.random() * starter.length);
var rstarter2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * starter2.length);
var rsubj = Math.floor(Math.random() * subj.length);
var r2subj = Math.floor(Math.random() * subj.length);
var robj = Math.floor(Math.random() * obj.length);
var r2obj = Math.floor(Math.random() * obj.length);
var rverb = Math.floor(Math.random() * verb.length);
var riverb = Math.floor(Math.random() * iverb.length);
var riverb2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * iverb.length);
var r2verb = Math.floor(Math.random() * verb.length);
var rplace = Math.floor(Math.random() * place.length);
var radj = Math.floor(Math.random() * adj.length);
var r2adj = Math.floor(Math.random() * adj.length);
var radv = Math.floor(Math.random() * adverb.length);
var rtim = Math.floor(Math.random() * times.length);
var rdi = Math.floor(Math.random() * dialogue.length);
//parts of speech
var strt = starter[rstarter];
var strt2 = starter2[rstarter2];
var sbj = subj[rsubj];
var sbj2 = subj[r2subj];
var v = verb[rverb];
var v2 = verb[r2verb];
var o = obj[robj];
var o2 = obj[r2obj];
var iv = iverb[riverb];
var iv2 = iverb[riverb2];
var a = adj[radj];
var a2 = adj[r2adj];
var adv = adverb[radv];
var p = place[rplace];
var tim = times[rtim];
var dia = dialogue[rdi];
var posNoun = possessive(sbj);
// present participle (-ing form ) if ends in e, delete e and add ing
//if 2 words: first word present part(v split ) else present part v
var PP;
///WHY IS IT IV2 AND NOT IV
if (countWords(iv2) > 1) {
var str = iv2.split(" ");
PP = presentPart(str[0]);
for (i = 1; i < countWords(iv2); i++) {
PP += " " + str[i];
}
}
else {
PP = presentPart(iv2);
}
var P2;
if (countWords(v) > 1) {
var str = v.split(" ");
P2 = presentPart(str[0]);
for (i = 1; i < countWords(v); i++) {
P2 += " " + str[i];
}
}
else {
P2 = presentPart(v);
}
//third person singular form (-es form)
var P3 = thirdPer(v);
var ingstart;
if (sbj == "bae" || sbj == "squad" || sbj == "the professor"|| sbj == "he"|| sbj == "she"||sbj == "your mom"|| sbj == "someone") {
ingstart = "starts";
}
else {
ingstart="start";
}
// console.log(PP);
var tv, tiv;
if (sbj == "bae" || sbj == "squad" || sbj == "the professor"|| sbj == "someone"|| sbj == "your mom"|| sbj == "he"|| sbj == "she") {
tv = thirdPer(v);
tiv = thirdPer(iv);
}
else {
tv = v;
tiv = iv;
}
// console.log(sbj+" "+tv);
var content;
var skels = [
(strt + " " + sbj + " " + tv + " " + o),
(strt + " " + sbj + " " + tv + " " + o),
(strt2 + " " + sbj + " " + tv + " " + o),
(strt + " " + sbj + " " + tiv),
(strt + " " + sbj + " " + tv + " " + o + " " + p),
("me walking in to" + " " + v + " " + o),
(strt + " you're " + a + " and you start thinking about " + o),
("me when I " + iv + " instead of " + PP),
("me thinking about how much i " + iv),
("me thinking about how much i " + v + " " + o),
("me thinking about " + o),
("me trying to " + iv),
("when someone who's " + a + " starts talking about " + o),
// (strt + " you " + iv + " the night before your exam"),
(strt + " you're " + a + " and someone starts talking about " + o),
(strt + " " + o),
("when I'm " + p + " and i see " + o),
(strt + " " + "you " + iv + " " + p),
(o + " be like"),
("when I show up " + p + " but all I brought is " + o),
("trying to party " + p),
("why " + v + " " + o + " when you can " + iv),
("why " + iv2 + " when you can " + iv),
("bae: come over \<br> me: i can't i gotta " + v + " " + o + " \<br> bae: my parents aren't home \<br> me: "),
(""I'm gonna " + v + " it" \<br> -Me, about something i most definitely should not " + v),
// ("when someone asks "" + dia + "?""),
("when someone asks "do you ever " + v + " " + o + "?""),
("when someone makes fun of " + o),
("when you're " + a + " and " + a2),
(strt + " you're " + a + " and someone gives you " + o),
("me: *" + P3 + " " + o + "* "),
("friends: *" + v + " " + o + "* "),
("me: *is " + a + "* "),
("friends: ur always so " + a + " \<br> me: no i'm not \<br> also me: "),
("me: i dont care about " + o + " \<br>" + o + ": *exists* \<br>me: "),
("when someone says "you look " + a + """),
(o + ": hi \<br> me: "),
("me @ " + o),
("me: i'm not gonna " + iv + " \<br> me 5 seconds later: "),
("me: i should " + iv + " \<br> me 5 seconds later: "),
("when someone asks me if i'm " + a),
// ("friend: what are you thinking about \<br> me: oh nothing \<br> my brain: "),
//(strt+ " i'm "+p+" and i see "+robj+" missed calls "),
// ("when your friends " + v + " the " + o + " that you worked so hard to " + v2),
// ("I like my " + o + " the way I like " + o2 + ": " + a),
("when I show up " + p + " with " + o),
(strt + " " + o + " be " + a),
(strt+" "+sbj+" "+ingstart+" "+P2+" "+o),
(strt+" "+sbj+" "+ingstart+" "+PP),
// ("when you didn't think you were gonna "+v+" "+o+" but then you "+v+" one"),
(o+" goals"),
(strt+" ur "+a),
(strt+" ur "+adv+" "+a),
(strt + " you " + adv + " " + v + " " + o),
(strt + " "+ sbj +" " + adv + " " + tv + " " + o),
(strt +" you "+ v + " "+ posNoun+" "+ o),
(strt +" you help" + " "+sbj+" "+ iv),
("me pretending to "+v+" "+o+" "+p),
("me pretending to "+v+" "+o),
//("being "+a+" with "+o)
// ("when u wanna " + v + " " + o + " but " + o + " " + v + " you"),
// (strt +" "+ sbj + " " + v +" "+ o+" but then "+ iv + " anyway"),
// (strt +" i "+ adv+" "+v+" "+o+" but then ppl "+v2+" "+o2),
// me also me
//--("when someone asks me how i'm doing"),
// --("reading week? more like "+iv+"ing week"),
// (tim+" vibes "),
// --("netflix and chill? more like netflix and "+ iv ),
// --("netflix and chill? more like netflix and "+ v + " " + o ),
];
var structure = Math.floor(Math.random() * skels.length);
//content = skels[skels.length - 1];
//content = skels[5];
content = skels[structure];
document.getElementById('sentence').innerHTML = content;
reactionImage();
};
function toggleMode() {
$('#mode').toggleClass('GIF');
$('#mode').toggleClass('PIC');
if ($('#mode').hasClass("GIF")) {
$('#mode').html("PIC // <B>GIF<B/>");
} else {
$('#mode').html("<B>PIC</B> // GIF");
}
};
// function hideButton(){
// $(''.onKeyPress)
// }
//CONJUGATION
function countWords(str) {
return str.trim().split(/\s+/).length;
}
function presentPart(str) {
var presentpart;
if (str == "die" || str == "lie") {
presentpart = str[0] + "ying";
}
else if (str == "can't"|| str == "see") { //do nothing
presentpart = str;
}
else if (str == "panic") {
presentpart = str+"king";
}
else if (str == "shop"|| str == "stop"|| str == "snap"||str == "skip") { //double p
presentpart = str+"ping";
}
else if (str == "instagram") { //double m
presentpart = "instagramming";
}
else if (str == "get"|| str == "forget" || str == "snapchat" || str == "quit" || str == "hit") { //double t
presentpart = str+"ting";
}
else if (str[str.length - 1] == "e") { // remove e
presentpart = str.slice(0, -1);
presentpart += "ing";
}
else {
presentpart = str + "ing";
}
return presentpart;
}
function thirdPer(thisVerb) {
var thirdpv;
if (countWords(thisVerb) > 1) {
var str = thisVerb.split(" ");
thirdpv = str[0] + "s";
for (i = 1; i < countWords(thisVerb); i++) {
thirdpv += " " + str[i];
}
}
else if (thisVerb == "have") {
thirdpv = "has";
}
else if (thisVerb == "be") {
thirdpv = "is";
}
else if (thisVerb[thisVerb.length - 1]=="o"){
thirdpv = thisVerb+"es";
}
else if (thisVerb == "can't afford") {
thirdpv = thisVerb;
}
else if (thisVerb[thisVerb.length - 1] == "s" || thisVerb[thisVerb.length - 1] == "h" || thisVerb[thisVerb.length - 1] == "x") {
thirdpv = thisVerb + "es";
}
else {
thirdpv = thisVerb + "s";
}
return thirdpv;
}
// MAKE SUBJECTS TO POSSESSIVE I.E FRIENDS -> FRIENDS' , BAE TO BAE'S SHE TO HER, ETC
function possessive(subject) {
var pos;
if (subject=="you") {
pos = "your";
}
else if (subject=="she") {
pos = "her";
}
else if (subject=="he") {
pos = "his";
}
else if (subject=="they") {
pos = "their";
}
else if (subject[subject.length - 1] == "s") {
pos = subject+"'";
}
else {
pos = subject+"'s";
}
return pos;
}