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!SLIDE

Ok, they know I can code

Now what?

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Personality Questions

Everyone lies when they get asked these.

How awful would it be to actually have to confront your greatest weakness.

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  • Fear of clowns
  • Never feels loved
  • Drinks too much

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SOLUTION

With the job_interview gem, you don't even have to bother thinking of BS.

include JobInterview::Questions

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Q. Where do you see yourself in five years?

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Q. Where do you see yourself in five years?

    ruby-1.9.2-p290 :005 > in_5_years
     => "I'd love to have enhanced shareholder value by creating diverse logistical intranet."
     => "I'd like to made someone else rich with my multi-layered assymetric frame."
     => "I'd love to have enhanced shareholder value by creating enhanced contextually-based ability."

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Q. Why are you leaving your current position?

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Q. Why are you leaving your current position?

     => "I'm not happy with the oppertunities I have to expedite B2B schemas."
     => "I'm leaving because I can't mesh vertical convergence."
     => "I'm leaving because I have to innovate out-of-the-box metrics."

!SLIDE Q. Why are manhole covers round? !SLIDE Q. Why are manhole covers round? => "Because Reuleaux Triangles are hard to manufacture." => "Because men are round." => "So they don't fall in."

!SLIDE Q. What is you greatest weakness?

!SLIDE Q. What is you greatest weakness? ruby-1.9.2-p290 :027 > greatest_weakness => "Some times I work too much so I make too much money." => "I always care too much so I innovate too hard." => "I always fail so rarely so I shift too many paradigms." !SLIDE Q. Why do you want to work here?

!SLIDE Q. Why do you want to work here? ruby-1.9.2-p290 :051 > why_here => "Your company is re-inventing sharable mission-critical encryption." => "Your company has revolutionized optimized web-enabled alliance." => "Your company is renowned for secured multi-tasking customer loyalty."

!SLIDE Q. Does P = NP?

!SLIDE Q. Does P = NP? ruby-1.9.2-p290 :075 > p_equals_np => "With our current models of computation, answering that question remains infeasible." => "If it does, we can kiss encryption goodbye." => "I doubt it, but it would make life easier for traveling salesmen."