emu.js

const quotes = [
  'I am not EMUsed',
  "Don't ostrich-size me!",
  'Taking flight... ok running :/',
  'Whatcha call a Canadian Emu, eh?',
  "It's alive! #SoEmutional",
  'I bird-ya the first time!',
  'Bird puns fly right over my head',
  "I'm over quail-ified for this",
  'Im-peck-able timing',
  'What the flock?!',
  'Beak-a-boo',
  'Feathering libraries',
  'Warming up the eggs',
  'Call me Baquack Obama',
  'Yo... this is Kanye Nest',
  'I get paid, right? #NestEgg',
  'Preparing for take off',
  "Did you test? Let's wing it!",
  'That code is fowl! Plz refactor.',
  'Coding... what a hoot!',
  'Is that Swift? Emus only plz!',
  "I'M LIKE A BIRD; I only fly awaaaay",
  "I'm not a black swan... I'm EMU",
  'https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ'
]

const quote = quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)]

console.info(`
       _
      (')=-  ${quote}!
       ;;
        \\\\
         \\\\
  __.---.' :
(__(_-_--  |
   ',____.'
     /  /
    /  /___
   /       )  jrei
   \\
`)