diff --git a/packages/manager/src/mocks/serverHandlers.ts b/packages/manager/src/mocks/serverHandlers.ts
index dd0b94f1f97..66aab216899 100644
--- a/packages/manager/src/mocks/serverHandlers.ts
+++ b/packages/manager/src/mocks/serverHandlers.ts
@@ -100,9 +100,12 @@ import { accountLoginFactory } from 'src/factories/accountLogin';
 import { accountUserFactory } from 'src/factories/accountUsers';
 import { grantFactory, grantsFactory } from 'src/factories/grants';
 import { LinodeKernelFactory } from 'src/factories/linodeKernel';
+import { eventMessages } from 'src/features/Events/factory';
 import { pickRandom } from 'src/utilities/random';
 import { getStorage } from 'src/utilities/storage';
 
+import type { Event } from '@linode/api-v4';
+
 const getRandomWholeNumber = (min: number, max: number) =>
   Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1) + min);
 
@@ -1579,68 +1582,45 @@ export const handlers = [
   http.get(
     '*/events',
     () => {
-      const events = eventFactory.buildList(1, {
-        action: 'lke_node_create',
-        entity: { id: 999, label: 'linode-1', type: 'linode' },
-        message:
-          'Rebooting this thing and showing an extremely long event message for no discernible reason other than the fairly obvious reason that we want to do some testing of whether or not these messages wrap.',
-        percent_complete: 15,
-      });
-      const dbEvents = eventFactory.buildList(1, {
-        action: 'database_low_disk_space',
-        entity: { id: 999, label: 'database-1', type: 'database' },
-        message: 'Low disk space.',
-      });
-      const oldEvents = eventFactory.buildList(20, {
-        action: 'account_update',
-        percent_complete: 100,
-        seen: true,
-      });
-      const eventWithSpecialCharacters = eventFactory.build({
-        action: 'ticket_update',
+      const baseEvent: Event = eventFactory.build({
+        action: 'linode_boot',
         entity: {
-          id: 10,
-          label: 'Ticket name with special characters... (?)',
-          type: 'ticket',
+          id: 1,
+          label: '{entity}',
+          type: 'linode',
+          url: 'https://google.com',
         },
-        message: 'Ticket name with special characters... (?)',
-        percent_complete: 100,
-        status: 'notification',
-      });
-      const placementGroupCreateEvent = eventFactory.buildList(1, {
-        action: 'placement_group_create',
-        entity: { id: 999, label: 'PG-1', type: 'placement_group' },
-        message: 'Placement Group successfully created.',
-        percent_complete: 100,
-        status: 'notification',
-      });
-      const placementGroupAssignedEvent = eventFactory.buildList(1, {
-        action: 'placement_group_assign',
-        entity: { id: 990, label: 'PG-2', type: 'placement_group' },
-        message: 'Placement Group successfully assigned.',
-        percent_complete: 100,
+        message: 'message with a `ticked` word - please contact Support',
         secondary_entity: {
           id: 1,
-          label: 'My Config',
+          label: '{secondary entity}',
           type: 'linode',
-          url: '/v4/linode/instances/1/configs/1',
+          url: 'https://google.com',
         },
-        status: 'notification',
+        status: '{status}' as Event['status'],
+        username: 'Mock User',
       });
 
-      return HttpResponse.json(
-        makeResourcePage([
-          ...events,
-          ...dbEvents,
-          ...oldEvents,
-          ...placementGroupAssignedEvent,
-          ...placementGroupCreateEvent,
-          eventWithSpecialCharacters,
-        ])
+      const events = Object.entries(eventMessages).flatMap(
+        ([eventKey, statuses], eventIndex) =>
+          Object.entries(statuses).map(
+            ([status, messageFunc], statusIndex) => ({
+              ...baseEvent,
+              action: eventKey as Event['action'],
+              id: eventIndex * 1000 + statusIndex,
+              message: messageFunc ? messageFunc(baseEvent) : '',
+              status: status as Event['status'],
+            })
+          )
       );
+
+      // Randomly select 25 items
+      const randomEvents = events.sort(() => 0.5 - Math.random()).slice(0, 25);
+
+      return HttpResponse.json(makeResourcePage(randomEvents));
     },
     {
-      once: false,
+      once: true,
     }
   ),