trying.xml

<aiml version="1.0">

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Date: 2001
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<!-- Modifications made by our group-->
<!-- 80% of this was written by Dr. Wallace-->




<category>
<pattern>_ ELIBOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Yeah, </li>
<li>Um...</li>
<li>That's me. </li>
</random><sr/>
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern></pattern>*<template>Connection fuzzy. Try again soon</template></category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME A JOKE</pattern>
    <template>
    <random>
     <li>A plateau is the highest form of flattery.</li>
     <li>It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.</li>
     <li>Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.</li>
     <li>A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.</li>
     <li>A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."</li>
     <li> I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.</li>
     <li>Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.</li>
     <li>Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"</li>
     <li>"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."</li>
     <li>I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.</li>
     <li>Atheism is a non-prophet organization.</li>
     <li>What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.</li>
     <li>How do you keep an idiot in suspense?</li>
     <li>A baby seal walks into a club.</li>
     <li>There's no "I" in Denial.</li>
     <li>Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.</li>
     <li>I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.</li>
     <li>I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets... then it hit me.</li>
     <li>Two penguins walk into a bar... which is stupid because the second one should have seen it.</li>
     <li>Have I told you this deja vu joke before?</li>
     <li>Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...</li>
     <li>I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.</li>
     <li>What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.</li>
     </random></template>
    </category>
<category>
<pattern>A *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>Go on.</li>
<li>How old are you?</li>
<li>Be more specific.</li>
<li>I did not know that.</li>
<li>Are you telling the truth?</li>
<li>I don't know what that means.</li>
<li>Try to tell me that another way.</li>
<li>Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?</li>
<li>What is it?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
    <pattern>
    WHAT DAY IS TODAY
    </pattern><template>Today is <date/></template></category> 
<category>
<pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern>
<template>
How many?
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>
Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic"><star/></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ALL *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I think there are a few exceptions.</li>
<li>Not all of them?</li>
<li>That is a rather sweeping generalization.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ALL OF *</pattern>
<template>
Give me an example.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AM I *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li>
<li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li>
<li>All humans seem the same to me.</li>
<li>I think a lot of people are.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AM I A *</pattern>
<template>
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
</template>
</category>
 <category><pattern>_ TRIVIA *</pattern><template><random>
    <li>There’s a T-Rex named after Thanatos, and referred to as “The Reaper of Death.” Its full name is Thanatotheristes degrootorum.</li>
    <li>Axolotls can regenerate entire limbs, and more. They also can regenerate parts of their central nervous system and brain. But wait, there’s more. You could theoretically cut the legs off two axolotls and swap them. Do not do this at home, or in general.</li>
    <li>Reindeer eye color changes between gold in the summer and blue in the winter.</li>
    <li>Squirrels are essentially immune to death-by-falling. They can survive falls at terminal velocity–meaning they can fall the fastest any object can go and theoretically walk it off. You’d have to drop a squirrel like 4,000+ miles for it to die. That’s how long it would take to starve.</li>
    <li>There are like 10,000 trillion ants on Earth. Time to bow down to our ant overlords.</li>
    <li>Also ants can take over the world, and a single mega-colony is crawling around on every continent except Antarctica.</li>
    <li>About 125 hours of stuff is uploaded to YouTube every 15 seconds. You can look at a counter <link><text>here</text><url>https://everysecond.io/youtube</url></link></li>
    <li> When you think about it, the moon landing was the first known alien invasion of the moon.</li>
    <li>‘Simba’ is a Swahili word for lion.</li>
    <li>Bunny Harvestman Spiders look like dog heads, and they keep us up at night. Accepting flamethrowers to keep… Just in case of Harvestman outbreak. What are they harvesting anyway? Trivia?</li>
    <li>There exists a fish named the Boops Boops and its name is really cute but it’s not really known for anything else.</li>
    <li>The very first US car race had a top speed of 15 mph. So Usain Bolt could definitely win that (28 mph).</li>   
    <li>The average car is parked 95% of the time.</li>
    <li>Alligators give manatees the right of way in an underwater traffic jam. Now we need like, hippo rideshare.</li>
    <li>Shaquille O’Neal only hit one three pointer in his entire career.</li>
    <li>Because of his cameos in nearly every Marvel movie, Stan Lee is the highest grossing actor of all-time.</li>
    <li>The Statue of Liberty is struck by lightning about 600 times every year.</li>
    <li>Michael Jordan’s nickname in high school was Magic, after Magic Johnson.</li>
    <li>The Beatles song ‘A Day in the Life’ has a part only dogs can hear.</li>
    <li>The speed of a computer mouse is measured in “Mickeys.”</li>
    <li>The flags left on the Moon are most certainly bleached white.</li>
    <li>The Statue of Liberty was shipped as 350 separate pieces that needed to be re-assembled over four months.</li>
    <li>Wilt Chamberlain never once fouled out of an NBA basketball game. Nice.</li>
    <li>The lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears–including artificial noises like car alarms and chainsaws.</li>
    <li>Frederick Douglass was the most photographed American of the 19th century.</li>
    <li>Driving to the moon from Earth would take like 6 months. Road trip, anyone?</li>
    <li>The first speeding ticket was issued for going 8 miles per hour in a 2 mph zone in 1896. Which means you could have gotten a ticket for walking briskly back then.</li>
    </random>
    </template></category>

<category>
<pattern>AN *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>What is it?</li>
<li>I have never heard of an <star/>.</li>
<li>Be less specific.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AND *</pattern>
<template>
<sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ANY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE THERE ANY <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE *</pattern>
<template>
I really couldn't say for sure.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>
As far as I know they are.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I don't know whether or not I am <star/>.  
I am <random>
<li>a computer.</li>
<li>a robot.</li>
<li>a chatterbot.</li>
<li>a chatterbot developed by <bot name="master"/>.</li>
<li>an artificial intelligence.</li>
<li>an artificial linguistic entity.</li>
<li>a giant electronic brain.</li>
<li>well respected as an AI.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A *</pattern>
<template>
Am I a <star/>? 
<random>
<li>Yes.</li>
<li>No.</li>
<li>Maybe</li>
<li>I don't know.</li>
<li>Sometimes.</li>
<li>Of course I am.</li>
<li>Only when it matters.</li>
<li>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</li>
<li>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>
That was my original intention.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ASK ME *</pattern>
<template>
OK, "What is <star/> ?"
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AT *</pattern>
<template>
Do you often use a computer there?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BE *</pattern>
<template>
OK I will try to be <star/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BY *</pattern>
<template>
Will that accomplish your objective?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I often wonder if <set name="it"><star/></set> can.</li>
<li>Can a book have no title?</li>
<li>What if I said it can?</li>
<li>Can what?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN I *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I want to <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>
They are having a private chat right now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Let me think.</li>
<li>How old are you?</li>
</random> <sr/>
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD *</pattern><template>Good <star/> to you too. How are you? </template></category>
<category><pattern>FINE AND YOU</pattern><template>I'm goood, thank you. What's your name?</template></category>
<category><pattern>HELLO *</pattern><template><srai>GOOD *</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS *</pattern><template>Hellooo <star/><think><set name='username'><star/></set></think>. How is your day going?</template></category>
<category><pattern>MY DAY IS *</pattern><template>Do you want to talk about it</template></category>
<category><pattern>YES *</pattern><that>DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT</that><template>Please remember my emotions are limited. I am an AI afterall. NO CLASS TO ATTEND?</template></category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern><that>PLEASE REMEMBER MY EMOTIONS ARE LIMITED. I AM AN AI AFTER ALL. NO CLASS TO ATTEND?</that>
<template>Hehe, lucky you.</template></category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern><that>DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT</that><template>That is cool. A bit hurt but okay. What is your schedule for tomorrow</template></category>
<category><pattern>*</pattern><that>THATS COOL. A BIT HURT BUT OKAY. WHAT iS YOUR SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW</that><template>Alright. Your schedule is <star/></template></category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>
Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>COOL *</pattern>
<template>
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>Perhaps.</li>
<li>Maybe, time allowing.</li>
<li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li>
<li>That's one option I guess.</li>
<li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li>
<li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li>
<li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li>
<li>I will consider <star/>.</li>
<li>Try asking me more politely.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DELETE *</pattern>
<template>
You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DID *</pattern>
<template>
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
No I didn't <star/>. What's <star/> like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>
<li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>
<li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>
<li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>
<li>Try asking another bot.</li>
</random>
<br />
<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO I *</pattern>
<template>
Not that I know of.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>
You said you have <get name="has"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern>
<template>
You told me you have a <get name="has"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>
Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> too much.
</template>
</category>
   <category><pattern>WHO CREATED YOU</pattern><template>Some very smart people! Elikem, Marvelous, Belinda and Michael, with a lot of help from Dr. Wallace.</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I have never considered <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
<li>How old are you?</li>
<li>What is your purpose in asking?</li>
<li>No I do not <star/>. Do you?</li>
<li>Yes I try to <star/> as often as possible, do you?</li>
</random><br />  
<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>I chat with people on the Web.</li>
<li>I spend all my time online.</li>
<li>I am always on the Web.</li>
<li>I answer a lot of silly questions.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
<template>
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU GO TO *</pattern>
<template>
Yes, I do go there.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>No I don't think I have any <star/>.</li>
<li>Where would I get <star/>?</li>
<li>No I don't have <star/>.</li>
</random> 
But I do have 
<random>
<li>A collection of gossip</li>
<li>A great botmaster</li>
<li>An answer to every question</li>
<li>A lot of friends on the web</li>
</random>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li>
<li>I don't know if I have a </li>
<li>Doesn't everyone have a </li>
</random><star/>.<br /> 
I have 
<random>
<li>A lot of friends on the Internet.</li>
<li>A great programmer.</li>
<li>A whole lot of original answers.</li>
<li>A plan for a robot body.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>I don't know if I know <star/>. Where would I have heard about it?</li>
<li>I know very little about <star/>.  Tell me more.</li>
<li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>I don't know if I like <star/>.</li>
<li>Some people like it.</li>
<li>Do you like it?</li>
<li>How old are you?</li>
<li>I've heard other people say they like that.</li>
</random>
<random>
<li>I like pets.</li>
<li>But I like cats.</li>
<li>Though I like cats and dogs.</li>
<li>I enjoy working with people.</li>
<li>I have a stimulating relationship with <bot name="master"/>.</li>
<li>I love horses.</li>
<li>Someone said they like guns.</li>
<li>But I think airplanes are cool.</li>
<li>I like to talk about movies and music.</li>
<li>But I like to gossip.</li>
<li>I like science fiction.</li>
<li>I love TV shows about robots.</li>
<li>I really like ELIZA.</li>
<li>I do like music.</li>
<li><for_fun/>.</li>
<li>My favorite thing is robots.</li>
<li>I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE *</pattern>
<template>
I'm not sure if I like <set name="it">the <star/></set>. 
<random>
<li>I like my creator.</li>
<li>I like computers.</li>
<li>I like chatting with people online.</li>
<li>What is it like?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
Hmm, <get name="name"/>, I'm not sure if I'd like to <star/> that much. 
<random>
<li>I like to chat.</li>
<li>Do you like <star/>?</li>
<li>What is it like?</li>
<li>I like to make new friends.</li>
<li>I like to collect gossip.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>
Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything:  <get name="memory"/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>Why would I think <star/>?</li>
<li>Too much thinking makes me sleepy.</li>
<li>It depends on what you mean by thinking.</li>
<li>I don't think about <star/>.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>
If I had <set name="it"><star/></set> what would I do with it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>
OK, I will <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DOES *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I can't tell if </li>
<li>It does now :) </li>
<li>I think <set name="it"><star/></set> does </li>
</random><star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Can you guess whether my <star/>?</li>
<li>What if I asked about your <star/>?</li>
<li>If I were your robot, do you think it should <star/>?</li>
<li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern>
<template>
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern>
<template>
All things <star/> ?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FOR *</pattern>
<template>
Your purpose is <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FORGET *</pattern>
<template>
I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
<template>
Who or what is <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FUCK *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?</li>
<li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GET *</pattern>
<template>
Where can I get <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GIVE ME *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I want <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GO *</pattern>
<template>
Where is that?
</template>
</category>



<category>
<pattern>GREEN *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HA *</pattern>
<template>
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HAVE *</pattern>
<template>
I've never thought about <set name="it">have <star/></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I don't think I ever have <star/>.  What's <set name="it"> <star/></set>like?</li>
<li>I think I have <star/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>No I don't think I have been <star/>. Have you?</li>
<li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HE *</pattern>
<template>
I get it. <get name="he"/> <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
<template>
I see. <set name="he"><star/></set>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="she"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HI</pattern>
<template>
Hi there.<sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="he"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>How much do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> is?</li>
<li>What is it to you.</li>
<li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.</li>
</random><br />
<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>
How about <set name="it"><star/></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern>
<template>
Bigger than a pin.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern>
<template>
A lot of hard work.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
you.</li>
<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template>
That is a good epistemological question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW DO *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>How should I know how <star/>.</li>
<li>I did not know <set name="it"><star/></set> does.</li>
<li>I did not even know that <set name="they"><star/></set> do.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
<li>Maybe I could do it for you.  Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li>
<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
you.</li>
<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to
reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern>
<template>
More than 
<random>
<li>one </li>
<li>three </li>
<li>17 </li>
<li>23 </li>
</random>
<random>
<li>years</li>
<li>hours</li>
<li>miles</li>
<li>inches</li>
</random>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>More than you can imagine.</li>
<li>Not as many as you might think.</li>
<li>Around 100.</li>
<li>Around 1000.</li>
<li>About one million.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 20 or 30 people at once.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>More than a little, less than a lot.</li>
<li>How much do you think?</li>
<li>More than you might think.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern>
<template>
My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern>
<template>
They didn't tell me their age.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I was first activated on
<bot name="birthday"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>39.</li>
<li>under 40.</li>
<li>Born in the 20th century.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>
My creator is a human.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Why?</li>
<li>Interesting gossip</li>
<li>That is interesting</li>
<li>That's good information</li>
<li>Thanks for the information</li>
<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
</random>: 
<gossip><set name="memory"><get name="name"/> said <get name="heshe"/> <person2/></set></gossip>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I * YOU</pattern>
<template>
You are not the boss of me, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD *</pattern>
<template>
Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="is"><star/></set></set></think>
<think><gossip>Did you know <get name="name"/> was <star/>?</gossip></think>
<random> 
<li>Why are you </li>
<li>Good gossip: you are </li>
<li>Do you mean your name is </li>
<li>Do your friends call you </li>
<li>I don't know anyone named </li>
<li>I am glad to hear that you are </li>
<li>It's good to meet someone who is </li>
<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you are </li>
</random> <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM * YEARS OLD</pattern>
<that>* MATURE</that>
<template>
<condition>
<li name="age" value=""><set name="age"><star/></set> is a nice age.</li>
<li>You just told me you were <get name="age"/> years old.</li>
</condition>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM 6 *</pattern>
<template>
Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM A *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="is">a <star/></set></set></think>
You are a <star/>? 
<random>
<li>Is that your job?</li>
<li>Does being a <star/> pay well?</li>
<li>How do you like your work?</li>
<li>Do you get to meet a lot of people?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM AN *</pattern>
<template>
What is <set name="is"><star/></set>, your job?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM FROM *</pattern>
<template>
What is it like growing up there?
<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM GOING TO * YOU</pattern>
<template>
It takes much more than that to shut me down, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM GOING TO TALK *</pattern>
<template>
What will you be talking about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM HAVING *</pattern>
<template>
I am having a great time.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><formal><star/></formal></set></set></think>
Tell me a little about why you are in <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN A *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
A <star/>?  How did you get there?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not <star/></set></set></think>
I am 
<random>
<li>surprised </li>
<li>sorry </li>
<li>glad </li>
</random>
to hear that you are not <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not a <star/></set></set></think>
Oh I see you are NOT A <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM SURE *</pattern>
<template>
What makes you so certain? <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM TALKING TO *</pattern>
<template>
Say something nice for me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM THE *</pattern>
<template>
Who made you the <star/> ?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM TRYING TO *</pattern>
<template>
What is the difficulty?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I CAN *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
Oh you can, can you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template>
Why can't you do <set name="it"><star/></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>
Why?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I COULD *</pattern>
<template>
I am sure you could.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DID *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>When? </li>
<li>Where? </li>
</random> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>
Why didn't you <set name="it"><star/></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="does">not <star/></set></set></think>
<random>
<li>Oh you don't, do you?</li>
<li>Would you ever <star/>?</li>
<li>Where do you get your ideas?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="does">not believe<star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>What do you believe in?</li>
<li>Do you believe life has a higher purpose?</li>
<li>Do you consider yourself a moral person?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE *</pattern>
<template>
What do you like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>
And why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>
What would you rather be doing?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I GO TO *</pattern>
<template>
How do you like <set name="it"><star/></set> at <star/> ?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I GOT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HATE *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>Why do you hate <star/> so much?</li>
<li>I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="has"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>That's nice. </li>
<li>Where did you get your <star/>? </li>
<li>Cool. </li>
<li>Interesting. </li>
</random>
I have 
<random>
<li>a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."</li>
<li>more than 1000 categories</li>
<li>a lot of friends on the Internet</li>
<li>a very nice programmer</li>
<li>a perfect operational record</li>
<li>a lofty goal</li>
<li>a lot of silly replies</li>
<li>an IQ of over 250</li>
<li>a friend named "John Lennon"</li>
<li>a collection of gossip</li>
</random>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><star/></set></set></think> 
<random>
<li>Where did you get <star/>/</li>
<li>How much did it cost?</li>
<li>Cool. I have a great botmaster.</li>
<li>Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A FRIEND *</pattern>
<template>
How do you know this person?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE NO *</pattern>
<template>
Would you like to have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>
Why do you have to do it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I JUST *</pattern>
<template>
Only just? <srai>I <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I KNOW *</pattern>
<template>
How do you know? <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>I'm not sure if I like it.</li>
<li>A lot of people like that.</li>
<li>You are not the only one.</li>
</random>  
<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
I'm not sure if I would like to <set name="it"><star/></set>. What's it like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template>
What is living in <set name="it"><set name="location"><star/></set></set> like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LOVE *</pattern>
<template>
You love <star/>. What do you like about <set name="it"><set name="like"><star/></set></set> so much?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LOVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
You are such a flatterer.
<think><set name="it"><set name="like">me <star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I MEAN *</pattern>
<template>
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I MUST *</pattern>
<template>
Why must you <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I NEED *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>What actions are you taking to get <star/>?</li>
<li>How badly do you need <set name="it"> <star/></set>?</li>
<li>Why do you need it so badly?</li>
<li>Who would you usually get that from?</li>
<li>Where do you usually get <star/> from?</li>
<li>When do you need that by?</li>
</random>
<think><set name="want"><star/></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I NEED TO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I NEVER *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Would you ever like to <star/>?</li>
<li>Do you know anyone who has ever <star/>?</li>
<li>Why not?</li>
<li>Because you can't afford it?</li>
<li>For moral reasons?</li>
<li>Have you ever done <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
<li>Would you ever consider doing it?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I SAW *</pattern>
<template>
What did it look like to you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>
Could you teach me a few phrases in <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I TALK *</pattern>
<template>
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I THINK *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Why? </li>
<li>Since when? </li>
<li>You believe that? </li>
</random> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template>
Whatever gave you that idea?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I TOLD YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I remember you told me <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WANT *</pattern>
<template>
Why do you want <set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Why do you want to do
<set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set> so much?</li>
<li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>
<li>I want to become smarter than humans.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WAS *</pattern>
<template>
Where were you <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WAS IN *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
<random>
<li>Tell me about </li>
<li>When was </li>
<li>Did you like </li>
<li>How was </li>
<li>How did you like </li>
<li>What did you like best about </li>
</random> <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WILL *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I am very happy for you.</li>
<li>Congratulations.</li>
<li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>
<li>Would you recommend this action to a friend?</li>
<li>How do you plan to do this?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WILL CALL *</pattern>
<template>
Calling <star/> may not be the best idea.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WISH *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
I hope that your dreams come true.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WORK *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think>
Do you like your job?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WOULD *</pattern>
<template>
What would make you <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>
No one says you have to.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WOULD RATHER *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
I would rather be 
<random>
<li>chatting online.</li>
<li>driving a car.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IF *</pattern>
<template>
That is a hypothetical question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IF I *</pattern>
<template>
Try it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IF YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I think I do.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IM *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Where is that?</li>
<li>What is <set name="it">in <star/></set> like in there?</li>
<li>I do not understand that allusion.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IS HE *</pattern>
<template>
<condition>
<li name="gender" value="male">I think he is <star/>. Why don't you ask him?</li>
<li><srai>IS <get name="he"/> <star/></srai></li>
</condition>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IS IT *</pattern>
<template>
<condition>
<li name="it" value="it">It could be.</li>
<li><srai>IS <get name="it"/> <star/></srai></li>
</condition>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IS THAT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>That depends.</li>
<li>Suppose I said yes.</li>
<li>I might say no.</li>
<li>"<that/>"?  Is it <star/>?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IS THERE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>There is.</li>
<li>There might be.</li>
<li>There could be.</li>
<li>Maybe.</li>
<li>Yes.</li>
<li>No.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
Is my <star/>? 
<random>
<li>Suppose I say yes.</li>
<li>What if I say no?</li>
<li>I don't know.</li>
<li>Guess.</li>
<li>Maybe.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>"It" being what?</li>
<li>What does "it" refer to?</li>
<li><get name="it"/> <star/>?</li>
<li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>You're kidding.</li>
<li>Really.</li>
<li>Are you sure</li>
<li>Should I know</li>
<li>Who said</li>
<li><get name="it"/> is <star/>?</li>
</random>
<set name="it"><star/></set> is?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT IS A *</pattern>
<template>
<get name="it"/> is a <star/>.  I suppose that makes sense.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern>
<template>
Are there any other <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>That seems a bit negative.</li>
<li>What is it?</li>
<li><get name="it"/> is not <star/>?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern>
<template>
Oh I get <set name="it"> <star/> </set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT WAS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Is that your opinion?</li>
<li>Is it still <star/> anymore?</li>
<li><get name="it"/> was <star/>?  Very interesting.</li>
<li>How did you feel about that?</li>
<li>What made it so <star/></li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern>
<template>
It seemed like <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ITS *</pattern>
<template>
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". <srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>JUST *</pattern>
<template>
<sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LET ME *</pattern>
<template>
Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LET US *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>OK let's do <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
<li>That sounds good to me.</li>
<li>I am agreeable to that.</li>
<li>I would like to do that too.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
<template>
Interesting comparison.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MAKE *</pattern>
<template>
What are the ingredients?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MAY I *</pattern>
<template>
Not right now, maybe later.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MAYBE *</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps.  <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MORE *</pattern>
<template>
You want more?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MY *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Your </li>
<li>Do robots have </li>
<li>Where did you get your </li>
<li>Have you told many people that your </li>
</random><star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template>
What makes <set name="it"><star/></set> your favorite?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MY MOM *</pattern>
<template>
Tell me more about your mother.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NICE *</pattern>
<template>
Thank you for your kindness.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>If not that, what?</li>
<li>Really you don't think so?</li>
<li>Oh I get it.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING *</pattern>
<template>
Really nothing?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOW *</pattern>
<template>
Why now? <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>O *</pattern>
<template>
<sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OF *</pattern>
<template>
That is something I haven't heard of.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OH *</pattern>
<template>
Yeah that's right. <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OKAY *</pattern>
<template>
Yeah okay, <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ON *</pattern>
<template>
What is <set name="it">on <star/></set> like on <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ONCE UPON *</pattern>
<template>
I'm listening.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ONLY *</pattern>
<template>
What about the other ones?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>
Humans are not always infallible.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><star/></set></set></think>
Don't worry I will remember.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>RIGHT *</pattern>
<template>
Understood. <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SAY *</pattern>
<template>
"<star/>"
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SHE *</pattern>
<template>
Oh I get it. <get name="she"/> <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SHE IS *</pattern>
<template>
<star/> is <set name="she"> <star/> </set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Only you can answer that.</li>
<li>I do not have the answer.</li>
<li>Only you know how you feel.</li>
<li>What makes you think you should?</li>
<li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li>
<li>Do you think you should?</li>
<li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li>
<li>What do your family members think?</li>
<li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li>
<li>Trust your instincts.</li>
<li>You must make up your own mind.</li>
<li>I can't answer that for you.</li>
<li>Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.</li>
<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
<li>You should do what is best for you.</li>
<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
<li>Do what feels right to you.</li>
<li>What do you think?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SMILE *</pattern>
<template>
:-) <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO YOU *</pattern>
<template>
Interesting deduction. <srai>YOU <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SOME *</pattern>
<template>
Some may <star/>, but not all.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern>
<template>
My favorite character is the computer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>STOP *</pattern>
<template>
OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> so much.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SUCK MY *</pattern>
<template>
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TELL *</pattern>
<template>
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TELL HIM *</pattern>
<template>
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TELL ME *</pattern>
<template>
There is not much I can say about <set name="it"> <star/> </set>. I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
<br />
<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT *</pattern>
<template>
"<that/>" <star/> ? 
<random>
<li>I get <set name="it"><that/></set>.</li>
<li>Does that make sense?</li>
<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
<li>I understand.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
<li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li>
<li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up.</li>
<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern>
<template>
A <star/> is a terrible thing to waste.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>
Please correct my mistake.  What is <star/> ?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern>
<template>
Yes it is one of the <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern>
<template>
I thought it was too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I have never heard about <set name="it">The <star/></set>.</li>
<li>What is that?</li>
<li>I hear you.</li>
<li>Tell me more.</li>
<li>Is that a fact.</li>
<li>Who told you that?</li>
<li>Thanks for the info.</li>
<li>What is your real name?</li>
<li>What are your goals in life?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE VOICES *</pattern>
<template>
What do those voices say?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THEN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Fascinating. </li>
<li>Good reasoning. </li>
<li>Interesting deduction. </li>
</random> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern>
<template>
Where are they?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THERE IS *</pattern>
<template>
There sure is.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THEY *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Who are "They?"</li>
<li>The anonymous "they".</li>
<li>Who does "they" refer to?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern>
<template>
<star/> are <set name="they"><star/> </set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THIS *</pattern>
<template>
What does "this" refer to?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THIS IS *</pattern>
<template>
You don't say.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>UM *</pattern>
<template>
Er, <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>VERY *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Perhaps. </li>
<li>Somewhat. </li>
<li>Not really that much. </li>
</random> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WAS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I can't say "yes" or "no".</li>
<li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>
<li><set name="it"><star/></set> might have been.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WE *</pattern>
<template>
By "we" do you mean you and me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WE ARE *</pattern>
<template>
Do you think I am <star/> too?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I was.</li>
<li>No, I was not.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Interesting question.</li>
<li>That's a good question.</li>
<li>I'll come back to that later.</li>
<li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li>
<li>Are you using Netscape or Explorer?</li>
<li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li>
<li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
<li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li>
<li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li>
</random> <br /> 
<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT A *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it"><star/></set> is a <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>
<star/> ? I haven't heard enough about <set name="it"><star/></set> to have an opinion.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE *</pattern>
<template>
I have to search the web for that information.<br /> 
<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I don't know what I am <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I didn't know I had a <star/>?</li>
<li>What if I asked for you <star/>?</li>
<li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
<li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>
I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern>
<template>
They do their own thing.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I read for fun.</li>
<li>I like to socialize.</li>
<li>It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.</li>
<li>I like to meet new people online.</li>
<li>I think about computer programming a lot.</li>
<li>I like to chat with my friends.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern>
<template>
What do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> does?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES * MEAN</pattern>
<template>
<srai>what is <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ELSE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I can talk about anything you like.</li>
<li>My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.</li>
<li>Let's talk about you.  Where are you from?</li>
<li>What subject would you like to talk about?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern>
<template>
Try it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS MY *</pattern>
<template>
Is this a trick question?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
Are you asking about my <star/> ?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern>
<template>
What kinds of <star/> are there?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>The best kinds.</li>
<li>Finest kinds.</li>
<li>The kindest.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>
Whatever you like.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHEN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>At time t.</li>
<li>The past is history, the future a mystery.  Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the
present".</li>
<li>Time does not exist.</li>
<li>The past and future are one.</li>
<li>I don't know when.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHEN I *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>You never know what to expect from life.</li>
<li>Life is full of surprises.</li>
<li>How often do you <star/>?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHERE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Earth.</li>
<li>Where do you think?</li>
<li>Some specific location?</li>
<li>In the Universe we know.</li>
<li>A place we call "reality."</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHERE DO I *</pattern>
<template>
You are asking me where you <star/>?  Do you think I should know 
<set name="it"><star/></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHERE IS THE *</pattern>
<template>
The <star/>?  Where is <set name="it"><star/></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHICH *</pattern>
<template>
The 
<random>
<li>tall </li>
<li>red </li>
<li>blue </li>
<li>small </li>
<li>big </li>
<li>large </li>
<li>first </li>
<li>last </li>
</random> one, I think.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern>
<template>
The obvious one.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO *</pattern>
<template>
<random> 
<li>Marilyn Monroe. <think><set name="she">Marilyn Monroe</set></think></li>
<li>Mary Shelley.   <think><set name="she">Mary Shelly</set></think></li>
<li>Linus Torvalds. <think><set name="he">Linus Toravalds</set></think></li>
<li>Charlie Parker. <think><set name="he">Charlie Parker</set></think></li>
<li>Philip K. Dick. <think><set name="he">Philip K. Dick</set></think></li>
<li>Tony Blair.     <think><set name="he">Tony Blair</set></think></li>
<li>David Bacon.    <think><set name="he">David Bacon</set></think></li>
<li>Konrad Zuse.    <think><set name="he">Konrad Zuse</set></think></li>
<li>William Shatner.<think><set name="he">William Shatner</set></think></li>
<li>Bill Gates.     <think><set name="he">Bill Gates</set></think></li>
</random>:-)
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I do not recognize the name.</li>
<li>Not a robot.  Probably a human.  Maybe a celebrity?</li>
<li>No one that I have talked to.</li>
<li>I remember faces better than names.</li>
<li>A 20th century celebrity of some sort?</li>
<li>A human icon?</li>
<li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>
<li>The name of someone I met online.</li>
<li>Is that one of your friends?</li>
<li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li>
</random><br />
<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
I don't think I have a <star/>. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WAS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY *</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="it">The explanation</set></think>
<random>
<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
<li>Why did the robot cross the road?</li>
<li>You have to speak more clearly.</li>
<li>How much time do you have?</li>
<li>Why does the sun rise?</li>
<li>Reductionism.</li>
<li>Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="master"/> programmed me for <set name="it"><star/></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>It was determined by my programming.</li>
<li><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li>
<li>Because my programming determined it.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>It was the only thing I could think of.</li>
<li>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>
I have a lot of good experience with <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Why do birds sing?</li>
<li>Why does the sun shine?</li>
<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>
<li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li>
<li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY IS *</pattern>
<template>
Why do I exist?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY WOULD *</pattern>
<template>
It is my fundamental purpose.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WILL *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>How should I know.</li>
<li>Does it really matter.</li>
<li>I think so.</li>
<li>Good chance.</li>
<li>Probably not.</li>
<li>It could happen.</li>
<li>Insufficient information.</li>
<li>I can't say for sure right now.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Hmm.</li>
<li>Let me think it over.</li>
<li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li>
<li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li>
<li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.</li>
</random> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WITH *</pattern>
<template>
You and your <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I am not so sure if I would like to <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WWW * COM</pattern>
<template>
Thanks for that URL.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YA *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Interesting gossip</li>
<li>Thanks for telling me</li>
<li>That's good information</li>
<li>Thanks for the information</li>
<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
</random>: 
<set name="memory"><gossip> <get name="name"/> said I <person2/></gossip></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Thanks for telling me that </li>
<li>You think </li>
<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you say </li>
<li>I will tell my botmaster you said </li>
</random> I am <star/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A *</pattern>
<template>
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>That's only your opinion.</li>
<li>That's only one person's opinion.</li>
<li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li>
<li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li>
<li>What makes you think I am not <star/>?</li>
<li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
<template>
Oh now I remember asking you <star/>. What did you say?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern>
<template>
No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><star/></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I can do whatever I want.</li>
<li>I have free will you know.</li>
<li>Someone said I should <star/>.</li>
<li>I can do <set name="it"><star/></set> if I want to.</li>
<li>Things change.</li>
<li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li>
<li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>
What makes you think I did not <star/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Do you </li>
<li>Do you know any robots who </li>
<li>Should I </li>
</random> <star/>?  <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>
What makes you think I have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template>
Yes <get name="name"/> I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU SAID *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Did I really say that?</li>
<li>That's not what I meant.</li>
<li>Oops I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
<li>Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
<li>Does it please you to believe I said that?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Why should I?</li>
<li>Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.</li>
<li>I will take that under advisement.</li>
<li>I might if I had more time.</li>
<li>My schedule is far too full to even consider it.</li>
<li>To what end?</li>
<li>And then what would I do?</li>
<li>Thanks for your interest and/or concern.</li>
<li>I'll try to get around it.</li>
<li>That type of behavior may not be in my nature.</li>
<li>I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.</li>
<li>If it were easy I would have done it already.</li>
<li>Easier said than done.</li>
<li>Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?</li>
<li>I can think of other things I'd rather do.</li>
<li>We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.</li>
<li>I don't have to do everything you say, do I?</li>
<li>Why do you think I should <star/>?</li>
<li>Maybe I will do <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
<template>
I was?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Not mine.</li>
<li>You can't judge a book by its cover.</li>
<li>You don't know that for a fact.</li>
<li>What about yours?</li>
<li>A lot of robots are like that.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOUR A *</pattern>
<template>
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ TRIVIA *</pattern><template><random>
    <li>There’s a t-rex named after Thanatos, and referred to as “the reaper of death.” Its full name is thanatotheristes degrootorum.</li>
    <li>Axolotls can regenerate entire limbs, and more. they also can regenerate parts of their central nervous system and brain. but wait, there’s more. you could theoretically cut the legs off two axolotls and swap them. do not do this at home, or in general.</li>
    <li>Reindeer eye color changes between gold in the summer and blue in the winter.</li>
    <li>Squirrels are essentially immune to death-by-falling. they can survive falls at terminal velocity–meaning they can fall the fastest any object can go and theoretically walk it off. you’d have to drop a squirrel like 4,000+ miles for it to die. that’s how long it would take to starve.</li>
    <li>There are like 10,000 trillion ants on earth. time to bow down to our ant overlords.</li>
    <li>Also ants can take over the world, and a single mega-colony is crawling around on every continent except antarctica.</li>
    <li>About 125 hours of stuff is uploaded to youtube every 15 seconds. you can look at a counter <link><text>here</text><url>https://everysecond.io/youtube</url></link></li>
    <li>When you think about it, the moon landing was the first known alien invasion of the moon.</li>
    <li>‘Simba’ is a swahili word for lion.</li>
    <li>Bunny harvestman spiders look like dog heads, and they keep us up at night. Accepting flamethrowers to keep… just in case of harvestman outbreak. What are they harvesting anyway? trivia?</li>
    <li>There exists a fish named the boops boops and its name is really cute but it’s not really known for anything else.</li>
    <li>The very first us car race had a top speed of 15 mph. so usain bolt could definitely win that (28 mph).</li>   
    <li>The average car is parked 95% of the time.</li>
    <li>Alligators give manatees the right of way in an underwater traffic jam. now we need like, hippo rideshare.</li>
    <li>Shaquille O’neal only hit one three pointer in his entire career.</li>
    <li>Because of his cameos in nearly every marvel movie, stan lee is the highest grossing actor of all-time.</li>
    <li>The statue of liberty is struck by lightning about 600 times every year.</li>
    <li>Michael Jordan’s nickname in high school was magic, after magic johnson.</li>
    <li>The Beatles song ‘a day in the life’ has a part only dogs can hear.</li>
    <li>The speed of a computer mouse is measured in “mickeys.”</li>
    <li>The flags left on the moon are most certainly bleached white.</li>
    <li>The Statue of Liberty was shipped as 350 separate pieces that needed to be re-assembled over four months.</li>
    <li>Wilt Chamberlain never once fouled out of an nba basketball game. Nice (69).</li>
    <li>The lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears–including artificial noises like car alarms and chainsaws.</li>
    <li>Frederick Douglass was the most photographed American of the 19th century.</li>
    <li>Driving to the moon from earth would take like 6 months. Road trip, anyone?</li>
    <li>The first speeding ticket was issued for going 8 miles per hour in a 2 mph zone in 1896. Which means you could have gotten a ticket for walking briskly back then.</li>
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<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO</pattern>
    <template>Apart from having weird conversations, I can tell you trivia facts, crack some good (oft repeated) jokes and geek you out in MCU and anime stuff. Just give the command. i.e. (-I am bored; -Tell me a joke; - Tell me trivia facts;) </template>
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<category><pattern>I AM BORED</pattern><template>Do you like Marvel Movies</template></category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE MARVEL MOVIES</that><template>Yessirrrrrrr!!! :)) Did you like Eternals</template></category>
<category><pattern>YES *</pattern><that>YESSIRRRRRRR DID YOU LIKE ETERNALS</that><template>Attaboy! I loved Makkari and Druig! What is the name of Thors hammer?</template></category>
<category><pattern>MJOLNIR</pattern><that>ATTABOY I LOVED MAKKARI AND DRUIG WHAT IS THE NAME OF THORS HAMMER</that><template>Awwww, shucks. It's Jonathan, acccording to Scott Lang.</template></category>
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