werd poem_09_11_02.py

#!/usr/bin/env python2
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
"""
author: Hunter Stabler
DESCRIPTION: python poem generator
LICENSE:GNU General Public License
created August 28th 2018
"""

import random


# "list of exclamations"
exclamations = ["Wow", "Yeet", "Goodbye", "Hallelujah", "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo", 
                "He gave us some yogurt", "Kamehame ha", "Oh dear", "Yes", 
                "Ow", "Sup bibble", "Yip", "Okay", "Hola", "And so it will be",
                "Hark"]

# "list of nouns"
nouns = ["savant", "sheeple", "weavel", "goober", "tuber", "owl", "bowels",
         "carpet", "snack", "arch", "toenail", "horse hair", "compost", "casm", 
        "pocket", "dullard", "mallard", "listicle", "miracle", "awl", 
        "Demiurge", "mangosteen", "Timor", "pow wow", "detour","ShamWow"]

# "list of place nouns"
place_nouns = ["hind quarters", "AA meeting", "parking lot", "noise festival",
               "Apalachians", "Zeta Reticuli", "ocean floor", "HoJo", "Dojo",
               "onsen"]

# "list of verbs"
verbs = ["hover", "whack", "dabble", "immolate", "taste", "summon",
         "channel", "throw", ]

# "list of adjectives"
adjectives = ["cold", "frumpy", "acrid", "sour", "toasty", "smarmy", "doty",
              "spidery", "wispy", "angular", "sharp", "tiniest", "basic", 
              "omnipresent", "oracular", "miraculous", "super computer", 
              "awe inspiring", "analogue", "analogous", "teleological"]
# "list of adverbs"
adverbs = ["slinkily", "eagerly", "brutally", "unabashedly", "daily", "soon", 
           "outside", "underground","prophetically", "extremely", 
           "sardonically",   ]

noun = random.choice(nouns)
second_noun = random.choice(nouns)
third_noun = random.choice(nouns)
fourth_noun = random.choice(nouns)
fifth_noun = random.choice(nouns)

verb = random.choice(verbs)
second_verb = random.choice(verbs)
third_verb = random.choice(verbs)

adjective = random.choice(adjectives)
second_adjective = random.choice(adjectives)

adverb = random.choice(adverbs)
second_adverb = random.choice(adverbs)

exclamation = random.choice(exclamations)

place_noun = random.choice(place_nouns)

##concatenation
#print "The " + adjective + ", " + second_adjective + " " + noun + " " + verb

#word poem
#print "The " + adjective + " " + noun + ""
## for loop to iterate through verbs
#i = 1
#for verb in verbs:
#    whitespace = " " * i
#    print whitespace + verb
#    i = i + 1




#string formatting
print " {ex}, The {adj} {n} {adv} {v}s a {sn} whilst the {tn} {sv}s a {fthn}.\
 How can a {sa} {fn} {tv} in the {pn}?".format(adj=adjective,
        n=noun, v=verb, sn=second_noun, tn=third_noun, sv=second_verb, 
        adv=adverb, ex=exclamation, pn=place_noun, sa=second_adjective, 
        fn=fourth_noun, fthn=fifth_noun, tv=third_verb)





#i = 0
#for noun in nouns:
#    print nouns[i]
#    i = i + 1

#" How can a {sa} {fn} {tv} in the {pn}? "