Print as many copies as necessary to cover every inch of the coworkers desk space. Don't forget to change their wallpaper:
If you don't have that much time, you always have the mandatory crontab opening the browser in any of the following videos:
- David Hasselhoff - True Survivor (from Kung Fury)
- David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a feeling
- David Hasselhodd - Jump in my car
crontab -e0 11 * * * bash ~/.list_videos.sh#!/usr/bin/env bash
# this is the ~/.list_videos.sh file
VIDEOS=("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4")
size=${#VIDEOS[@]}
index=$(($RANDOM % $size))
open "${VIDEOS[$index]}"