praiseandselfcompassion.py

import math
import random
import time

print("")
print("     Welcome to praise and")
print("        Self Compassion!")
print("    Created by Spencer Boggs")
print("")
input("    Press [Enter] to Start")
while True:
    print("")
    name = input("Please enter your name: ")
    print("")

    insults = [
        "You are an intelligent individual.",
        name + ", you are a pitiful excuse for a human being", 
        "Gek", 
        "Protozoan", 
        "More of your conversation would infect my brain.", 
        "You, minion, are too saucy.", 
        "I do wish thou were a dog, that I might love thee something.",
        "Why am I wasting my battery talking to you...",
        "Theres a reason you don't love yourself",
        "You are missing a chromosome",
        "I swear to God, I'm going to boil your teeth",
        "I'm going to rip your vocal chords out and use them as shoelaces.",
        "Your existance is completely meaningless.\n    All you do is contribute to the heat death of the universe.",
        "No bitches.",
        "I will use your tendons as chew toys for my dog",
        "You have not so much brain as ear-wax"]

    if (name.casefold() == "no"):
        print("Liar. Thats not your name")
    elif (name):
        print("  Hello, " + name)
        while (len(insults) > 0):
            rand = random.randint(0,len(insults)-1)
            print("")
            if (rand == 0) and (insults[0] == "You are an intelligent individual."):
                print("    " + insults[rand])
                time.sleep(1)
                print("    Just kidding. I lied")
                insults.pop(rand)
            else:
                print("    " + insults[rand])
                insults.pop(rand)
            print("")
            input("  Press [Enter] for next compliment")

    
        print("")
        print("  You aren't even worth any more words.")
        input("")
        print("")
        print("  You can leave now")
        input("")
        print("")
        print("  Bye")
        input("")
        print("")
        print("  Get the fuck out")
    else:
        print("Fuck you. You little bitch.")
        print("Enter your name now!")