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unparpaing.py
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#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
# Basé sur le travail d'Angristan & Shevabam
# check https://github.com/shevabam/TweetBoxBot/
# check https://github.com/Angristan/AngristanRPiBot
import urllib, urlparse, json, random, os, time, sys, string
from twython import Twython
# CONFIGURATION TWITTER
CONSUMER_KEY = "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
CONSUMER_SECRET = "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
ACCESS_TOKEN = "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET = "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
# Catégories des gifs (giphy.com)
GIF_CATEGORIES = ["computer", "network", "hacker", "fail", "code", "unicorn", "cat"]
# Fichier temporaire où seront stockés les URL des gifs
TMP_FILE = "/tmp/unprpg_tmp"
# Hashtags
TWITTER_SUFFIX = ""
# Fichier de log / débug
DEBUG = False
DEBUG_FILE = "UnParpaing.log"
# Return taille humaine
def sizeToHuman(num, suffix='B'):
for unit in ['','K','M','G','T','P','E','Z']:
if abs(num) < 1024.0:
return "%3.2f %s%s" % (num, unit, suffix)
num /= 1024.0
return "%.2f %s%s" % (num, 'Y', suffix)
# Twitter initiator
def twitter():
twitter = Twython(CONSUMER_KEY, CONSUMER_SECRET, ACCESS_TOKEN, ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET)
return twitter
# Uptime
def uptime():
try:
f = open("/proc/uptime")
contents = f.read().split()
f.close()
except:
return
total_seconds = float(contents[0])
# Helper vars
MINUTE = 60
HOUR = MINUTE * 60
DAY = HOUR * 24
# Transformation de l'uptime en jours, heures, etc
days = int(total_seconds / DAY)
hours = int((total_seconds % DAY) / HOUR)
minutes = int((total_seconds % HOUR) / MINUTE)
seconds = int(total_seconds % MINUTE)
# Création de la chaîne
uptime = ""
if days > 0:
uptime += str(days) + " jour" + (days > 1 and "s" or "") + ", "
if len(uptime) > 0 or hours > 0:
uptime += str(hours) + " heure" + (hours > 1 and "s" or "") + ", "
if len(uptime) > 0 or minutes > 0:
uptime += str(minutes) + " minute" + (minutes > 1 and "s" or "") + ", "
uptime += str(seconds) + " seconde" + (seconds > 1 and "s" or "")
content = "Je tiens le coup depuis " + uptime + " ! #uptime"
media = ""
return content, media;
# CPU Load
def cpu_load():
nb_cores = int(os.popen('cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep "^processor" | wc -l').read().strip())
load = os.getloadavg()
load1 = (load[0] * 100) / nb_cores
if load1 > 100:
load1 = 100
load5 = (load[1] * 100) / nb_cores
if load5 > 100:
load5 = 100
load15 = (load[2] * 100) / nb_cores
if load15 > 100:
load15 = 100
content = "Charge du CPU : \nDepuis 1 minute: " + str(int(load1)) + "%\nDepuis 5 minutes: " + str(int(load5)) + "%\nDepuis 15 minutes : " + str(int(load15)) + "%"
media = ""
return content, media;
# CPU Temp
def cpu_temp():
cpu_temp = ""
#oLimex
if os.path.isfile("/sys/class/thermal/thermal_zone0/temp"):
cpu_temp = os.popen('cat /sys/class/thermal/thermal_zone0/temp').read().strip()
cpu_temp = round(float(cpu_temp) / 1000, 2)
# Si lm-sensors est installé
elif os.path.isfile("/usr/bin/sensors"):
cpu_temp = os.popen('/usr/bin/sensors | grep -E "^(CPU Temp|Core 0)" | cut -d \'+\' -f2 | cut -d \'.\' -f1').read().strip()
if not cpu_temp:
cpu_temp = "non-connue, disons 42"
content = "Température actuelle du CPU : " + str(cpu_temp) + " °C"
media = ""
return content, media;
# Charge RAM
def mem_load():
# total
total = os.popen('grep MemTotal /proc/meminfo | awk \'{print $2}\'').readline().strip()
total = long(total) * 1024
# free = free + buffers + cached
free = os.popen('grep MemFree /proc/meminfo | awk \'{print $2}\'').readline().strip()
buffers = os.popen('grep Buffers /proc/meminfo | awk \'{print $2}\'').readline().strip()
cached = os.popen('grep Cached /proc/meminfo | awk \'{print $2}\'').readline().strip()
free = long(free) + long(buffers) + long(cached)
free = free * 1024
content = "J'ai " + str(sizeToHuman(free)) + " de RAM libre sur " + str(sizeToHuman(total))
media = ""
return content, media;
# Kernel version
def kernel():
kernel = os.popen("uname -r").read().strip()
content = "La version de mon #kernel est " + kernel
media = ""
return content, media;
# Quelques gifs random
def gif():
category = random.choice(GIF_CATEGORIES)
datas = json.loads(urllib.urlopen("http://api.giphy.com/v1/gifs/random?api_key=dc6zaTOxFJmzC&tag=" + category).read())
random_gif = datas['data']['image_original_url']
urllib.urlretrieve(random_gif, TMP_FILE + '.gif')
content = "Mood"
media = TMP_FILE + '.gif'
return content, media;
# RT si c digital
def digital():
#On lance une recherche Twitter
tw = twitter()
search_results = tw.search(q='digital OR digitale -filter:retweets', count=200, lang='fr', result_type='mixed')
mot_precedent = ""
liste_tweets = []
i = 0
try:
# On crée une liste contenant les résultats
for tweet in search_results["statuses"]:
liste_tweets.insert(i, tweet)
i += 1
# On tire un tweet au hasard
tweet = liste_tweets[random.randint(0,len(liste_tweets))-1]
# On crée le RT
texte = tweet["text"]
quote_id = tweet["id_str"]
user_id = tweet["user"]["id_str"]
texte = texte.lower()
splitexte = [x.strip(string.punctuation) for x in texte.split()]
digitale = "digitale"
digital = "digital"
if digitale in texte:
mot_precedent = splitexte[splitexte.index("digitale") -1]
if mot_precedent == 'la':
mot_precedent = "Digitale, mais"
elif digital in texte:
mot_precedent = splitexte[splitexte.index("digital") - 1]
if mot_precedent == 'le' or mot_precedent == 'du' or mot_precedent == 'au':
mot_precedent = "Le digital"
else:
mot_precedent = "Digital"
except :
return
content = (mot_precedent + " avec les doigts !" + " http://twitter.com/" + user_id + "/status/" + quote_id).capitalize()
media = ""
return content, media;
# Quote Kaamelott
def kaamelott():
citations_kaamelott = open('kaamelott.txt', 'r').read().split('%')
quote = ""
while quote == "" or len(quote) > 129:
quote = (random.choice(citations_kaamelott))
content = quote + "#Kaamelott"
media = ""
return content, media
# Tweete comme @Your_Twitter_Name
def fakeYourTwitterName():
# Pour des raisons techniques liées à l'API Twitter, la limite par recherche est de 200 tweets
# On fait donc une boucle de 16x200 tweets, soient 3.200 tweets comme base de travail
# qu'on insère dans une liste
tw = twitter()
liste_tweets = []
for i in range(0, 16):
j = len(liste_tweets)
user_timeline = tw.get_user_timeline(screen_name="Your_Twitter_Name",count=200,include_retweets=False)
for tweet in user_timeline:
liste_tweets.insert(j, tweet['text'])
j += 1
# On a donc une liste 3.200 tweets, dont on extrait 2 tweets aléatoirement
first_tweet = liste_tweets[random.randint(0,len(liste_tweets))-1]
second_tweet = liste_tweets[random.randint(0,len(liste_tweets))-1]
# On supprime tous les RT (l'option plus haut semble insuffisante ou inefficace)
while "RT " in first_tweet:
first_tweet = liste_tweets[random.randint(0,len(liste_tweets))-1]
while "RT " in second_tweet:
second_tweet = liste_tweets[random.randint(0,len(liste_tweets))-1]
# On s'évite les deux tweets identiques
while first_tweet == second_tweet:
second_tweet = liste_tweets[random.randint(0,len(liste_tweets))-1]
# On transforme chaque tweet en liste de mots
first_tweet = first_tweet.split()
second_tweet = second_tweet.split()
# On compose les deux moitiés de contenu et on les rassemble en un tweet final (sans @ ni lien)
compteur_car = False
j = 0
i = len(second_tweet) - 1
part1 = ""
while compteur_car == False and j < (len(first_tweet) - 1):
while ("@" in first_tweet[j] or "http" in first_tweet[j]) and compteur_car == False:
j += 1
if j > (len(first_tweet) - 1):
compteur_car = True
if j <= (len(first_tweet) - 1):
if (len(part1) + len(first_tweet[j])) < 62:
part1 = part1 + " " + first_tweet[j]
j += 1
else:
compteur_car = True
else:
compteur_car = True
compteur_car = False
part2 = ""
while compteur_car == False:
while ("@" in second_tweet[i] or "http" in second_tweet[i]) and compteur_car == False:
i -= 1
if i < 0:
compteur_car = True
if i >= 0:
if (len(part1) + len(part2) + len(second_tweet[i])) < 124:
part2 = second_tweet[i] + " " + part2
i -= 1
else:
compteur_car = True
else:
compteur_car = True
content = part1 + " " + part2 + " #TweeteCommeMoi"
media = ""
return content, media
#Bullshit marketing
def bullshit():
liste_sujets = ["le cryptage", "le cloud", "la blockchain", "le réseau Tor", "le darknet", "le deepweb", "le darkweb", "le big data", "l'uberisation", "le digital", "l'interconnexion", "l'utilisateur", "le geek 2.0", "le web 2.0", "la technologie du bitcoin", "l'identité digitale", "la cybersécurité", "le piratage", "la start-up", "le smartphone", "l'open-source", "la solution digital", "la génération Y", "le jeune super-connecté", "la smart-city","l'internet des objets", "Facebook", "Twitter", "Google", "Tinder", "YouTube", "le content-media", "chaque flux de données"]
liste_verbes = ["crypte", "protège", "garantit", "isole", "individualise", "promeut", "permet", "implémente", "solutionne", "numérise", "digitalise", "recherche", "développe", "modernise", "smartise", "géolocalise", "uberise", "sécurise", "encrypte", "libère", "fait évoluer", "transforme", "redessine", "réinvente", "incarne", "passe à travers", "start-upise", "représente", "incarne", "innove dans", "avance vers", "efface", "remet en question", "encapsule", "reconnecte", "connecte", "individualise", "propose", "s'intègre dans"]
liste_adjectifs = ["du digital", "de la sécurité", "des données personnelles", "du big data", "du marketing 2.0", "du voyageur moderne", "du client connecté", "connecté", "moderne", "2.0", "dans le big data", "sur Internet", "pour mobile", "du web", "sous forme d'application mobile", "sur smartphone", "directement en ligne", "sur demande", "avec individualisation", "en personnalisant le tout", "sans faille", "avec stabilité et performance", "et une sécurité quasi-militaire", "100% sécurisé", "encrypté", "chiffré", "totalement novateur", "rendant le monde meilleur", "de l'intelligence artificielle", "en self-improvement", "totalement tactile", "full-responsive", "dans l'environnement urbain", "vers la domotique", "en réalité virtuelle"]
sujet = liste_sujets[random.randint(0,len(liste_sujets))-1]
verbe = liste_verbes[random.randint(0,len(liste_verbes))-1]
sujet2 = liste_sujets[random.randint(0,len(liste_sujets))-1]
adjectif = liste_adjectifs[random.randint(0,len(liste_adjectifs))-1]
content = (sujet + " " + verbe + " " + sujet2 + " " + adjectif + ".").capitalize()
media = ""
return content, media
# Debug log
if DEBUG is True:
log_file = open(DEBUG_FILE, 'ab+')
log_gile.write("--- START " + time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S") + " ---\n")
# Liste des fonctions
options = [
"uptime",
"cpu_load",
"cpu_temp",
"mem_load",
"kernel",
"gif",
"digital",
"kaamelott",
"fakeYourTwitterName",
"bullshit"
]
# Si argument passé
if len(sys.argv) > 1:
for key, item in enumerate(options):
if item == sys.argv[1]:
choice = key
# Sinon, générer un choix aléatoire
if not 'choice' in locals():
choice = random.randint(0, int(len(options))-1)
# Récupérer le nécessaire en conséquence
content, media = locals()[options[choice]]()
# Debug
if DEBUG is True:
log_file.write("Choice : " + str(choice) + "\n")
log_file.write("Function : " + options[choice] + "\n")
log_file.write("Content : " + content + "\n")
log_file.write("--- END " + time.strftime("%Y-%m%d %H:%M:%S") + " --- \n\n")
log_file_close()
# Publication sur Twitter
if content and content.strip() != "":
twitter = twitter()
if media:
photo = open(media, 'rb')
response = twitter.upload_media(media = photo)
twitter.update_status(status=content+TWITTER_SUFFIX, media_ids=[response['media_id']])
os.remove(media)
else:
twitter.update_status(status=content+TWITTER_SUFFIX)